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Martin Writes.. Goggle Box is the bastard child of Soccer Saturday Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "Goggle Box" Kelner on Jan 6, 2014 - 2:41:57 PM Here's my Christmas Eve piece for the Racing Post, covering Soccer Saturday, MOTD's surveys, and the "joy" of pundits Michael Owen & Neil Warnock... more - > The Racing Post's most reliable tipster Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "chestnuts roasting" Kelner on Dec 2, 2013 - 12:20:36 PM Well, maybe not.  Here's the notorious column where I give my views on two so-called reality shows. It's the wrongest column you'll ever read in a respectable journal.  I do, however, correctly predict the imminent arrival of Christmas... more - > Will Buckley's Dog's Arse Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "Not Jewish enough" Kelner on Oct 23, 2013 - 3:57:35 PM I was at Sheffield Midland Station on Saturday evening when there was an announcement saying "Please note: No skateboarding or rollerblading is permitted anywhere on station premises," so I thought, "Fuck it, I'll just go and get a cup of tea instead...." more - > My Very First Column For The Racing Post Explains All Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "Mug Punter" Kelner on Oct 12, 2013 - 11:46:46 AM Lest you should ever be inclined to follow any of my "advice" on the subject of gambling, this should be an effective deterrent. Any so-called tips I give - and I cannot stress this strongly enough - are for amusement only.... more - > Gambling & Me - and the Fernando Torres outrage Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "The McCririck of the sofa" Kelner on Oct 9, 2013 - 7:36:24 PM Here's a Racing Post piece about how I gave up gambling - almost... more - > << prev next >> ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ----------

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