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When Will I Be Famous?

Something about Leicester that failed to make the finished book
When Will I Be Famous?
Posted by Martin Kelner on Jul 11, 2011 - 1:40:00 PM
Far be it from me to rehash old stuff, but I promised both listeners to the Radio Leeds breakfast show the favourite headline of my occasional co-presenter Jules, from her days as a journalist in Leicester. 

A story about a local pensioner who was victim of a street robbery, in which she was pushed to the ground as the thief grabbed her handbag was headlined in the Leicester Mercury:

Melton Pensioner Injured In Snatch

It made me titter, but a little too saucy for Radio Leeds listeners apparently, so we substituted it with a Manchester Evening News headline:

Commuters Hit By Cancelled Trains

Anyway, while we're at it, here's some more stuff about Leicester that failed to make the cut in my not-quite-best-selling book, When Will I Be Famous?

Read on......
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When Will I Be Famous - Order Now!!
When Will I Be Famous?
Posted by Martin Kelner on Mar 1, 2003 - 2:01:00 PM
Let's join our hero on the Air 2000 flight from Manchester to Palma prior to his cruise on the fabulous Island Escape..... more - >



WWIBF unpugged
When Will I Be Famous?
Posted by Martin Kelner on Feb 27, 2003 - 2:03:00 PM
"....Anyway, early on Saturday morning Janet and I - me driving, she telling me I am too close to the car in front - hit the road disc jockey Andy Peebles once called "that great highway to the North we know as the A1." more - >



WWIBF unpugged
When Will I Be Famous?
Posted by Martin Kelner on Feb 27, 2003 - 2:02:00 PM
"....I took an hour or so off one afternoon for a walk round the nearby small town of Ashby De La Zouch which, if it is ever written of at all, will be in conjunction with the adjective "sleepy." more - >



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