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One bad apple
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Make mine a pink lady - if you know what I'm saying" Kelner on Sep 1, 2010 - 3:14:22 PM
  I am not normally much of a fan of "funny" 'phone calls, but this guy, on a syndicated American breakfast radio show is rather good at it.  Even the reveal - the bit I really hate from spoof 'phone calls - is not too painful.

I am guessing it is the kind of material not currently being actively considered for inclusion in the BBC Radio Leeds Breakfast Show...

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Nostalgia Fans - Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton from way way back
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Posted by Martin "blow wave" Kelner on Aug 31, 2010 - 3:53:55 PM
Caroline and I used to do these ridiculously long free form conversations with her as Mrs Merton on the late show on BBC North way back around the late 1980s.  I just found this bit on a data DVD I salvaged when I first got kicked out of the BBC.


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Nostalgia - Thing of the Past or what?
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Posted by Martin "The History Man" Kelner on Aug 5, 2010 - 5:45:01 PM
We're going back in time on the sounds of the nation - to June 2005, to the days when recession was something that happened to your teeth, when it was still OK to treat Michael Jackson as something of a joke, and Martin Kelner was secure in his seat on the late night show at the BBC in Yorkshire...

Journey with us now, and enjoy Junior Simpson, Edouard LaPaglie, a faux Frenchman, who doesn't even know the meaning of the word faux, and Bernard Rush, as played by Jake Yapp - on the late lamented late show - late...

Meanwhile for international journalist and traveller Bernard Rush's unique contribution, click on
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Summer sounds
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Posted by Martin "scouring the world of music" Kelner on Jul 31, 2010 - 9:44:00 PM
While TV indulges in its annual barrel-bottom-scraping exercise in the belief that most of its audience is away on holiday (101 Ways To Leave A Gameshow - I rest my case), we thought we would do the same...

Here's some entirely random bits of audio found floating round the desk top:

A lovely jolly Christmas song from South Park

Into the sewers under Vienna now for an electronic treat from Perrey and Kingsley

Now click on for a vaguely suggestive one-liner from the one-and-only Dora Dale, alias Jake Yapp...
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It's a great big exciting multi-cultural world..
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "this way to the poetry tent" Kelner on Jul 30, 2010 - 2:43:48 PM
It's summer festival time here in Kelner world.....and in the spirit of inclusivity, alongside the stalls selling samosas and "African-style" beads and shit, fresh in from a sweat-shop somewhere in South Korea, we have thrilling ethnic musical acts for you..

Who could not love the irresistible life-enhancing marriage of Country and Western, and cod Yiddish? Klezmer fans, open your ears! Oy gewalt, it's Mickey Katz

For the thrilling sounds of the Caribbean, now click on
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