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An Audience With Mr Methane - The Hour Approaches!
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Posted by Martin "I thought you said it was odour-free" Kelner on Jul 30, 2008 - 6:34:34 PM
I have reached that point before a party, where you start panicking, wondering whether anybody will turn up, not helped by the fact that I have just read through what I laughingly call a script, and confirmed that what we have is basically a one-joke show.
Still, Two Pints Of Lager was basically a one-joke series, and that's still going after what seems like a lifetime.
What I am saying, I suppose, is for god's sake, come and see us, please! The Standing Order, George Street, Edinburgh, August 9th to 23rd, 7.45pm each night. It's FREE! Yes, FREE! A recession-buster if ever there was one.
Preview, 9pm, Original Oak, Headingley, Thursday July 31st.
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Culture lovers awake! An Audience With Mr Methane heralds the return of highbrow entertainment to the Edinburgh Festival.
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Posted by Martin "Buttock Bassoon" Kelner on Jul 30, 2008 - 11:46:35 AM
Standing Order expected to be as full as a fat bird’s shoe, says licensee Mr J.D.Weatherspoon…
Yes, Britain’s leading purveyor of the economically priced all-day breakfast and perfectly triangular fish fillets prepares to welcome the world’s only full-time professional performing flatulist in an Audience With Mr Methane from August 9th to 23rd at the Standing Order, George Street, Edinburgh.
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“Interest in the show has been unprecedented,” says a made-up quote from Mr J.D.Weatherspoon himself, “What could be more agreeable than to sit down with a bottle of faux German beer and enjoy Strauss’s beautiful Blue Danube waltz, augmented by Macclesfield’s leading virtuoso on the botty bugle.”
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Piss Poor Podcast soars into the Top Five!
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Posted by Martin "Hoddle, Waddle, and Poddle" Kelner on Mar 24, 2008 - 11:06:22 PM
From nowhere Martin and Edouard's Piss Poor Podcast has shot into the top five podcasts in the country...
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Why I can't stand Frasier!
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Posted by on Mar 14, 2007 - 10:49:51 PM
Here's a piece I wrote in 2001 for that fine newspaper, The Independent, about my indifference to the then comedy sensation Frasier. It's worth another run now, I think, as it is sort of prescient about the Starbucksisation of Britain.
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Johnny Who?
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Posted by on Dec 7, 2006 - 11:38:27 PM
Here's an interesting one. It's the start of a book I was writing about radio, but never got round to finishing, because something else came up, or I got distracted by what I was looking at out of the window, or the 'phone rang, or I ran out of biscuits, or something.
Though it tails off into nothing, it suddenly seems relevant in the light of Alan Freeman's death, and I think will be of interest to radio anoraks, especially those of you who remember Fab 208...
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