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My Celebrity Death Match
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Posted by Martin "winning" Kelner on Dec 20, 2015 - 8:00:36 AM
RIP Jimmy Hill. Mixed feelings.
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A message to Philip Balmforth
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Posted by Martin "condensed milk" Kelner on Apr 10, 2014 - 9:25:25 PM
I got the following message via this web site from one Philip Balmforth:
"As a Radio Leeds listener, Where are you? you are missing
from Radio Leeds and have not updated your 'blog' for ages"
As this Balmforth seems to be taking my absence somewhat personally, and has bravely identified himself as a Radio Leeds listener, I feel the least I can do is respond....
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Being Mistaken for one of the more famous Kel(l)ners
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Posted by Martin "No job too small" Kelner on Mar 9, 2014 - 6:51:48 PM
Here's a piece from the Racing Post, March 4th., 2014, about how I backed a 28-1 winner, and how I was mistaken for someone much cleverer and more famous....
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Keep It Light
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Posted by Martin "Knobbly Tits" Kelner on Oct 9, 2013 - 2:51:54 PM
Some of you, I feel, read these blogs in search of light - or sometimes quite dark - entertainment. Others - and bless both of you - are genuinely interested in my brave fight against life-threatening illness.
I shall try and satisfy both audiences or, as Katharine Viner, deputy editor of The Guardian, put it in a lecture in Melbourne, "the people formerly known as the audience...."
So PFKATA, read on...
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Pissing Blood
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Posted by Martin "anal daffodils" Kelner on Sep 18, 2013 - 10:21:48 AM
...one of the truly great 1970s punk bands, peerless exponents of psycho-garage punkabilly...
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