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The Bus Pass Bodybuilders & Motty's Giant Sentence
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Posted by Martin "Old Tat" Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 11:58:29 PM
Another sample of my hit book, Wrestling In Honey, a collection of some of the old tat I wrote, chiefly for The Guardian and the Racing Post.

To prove this is a genuine historical document, almost everybody mentioned in it is now dead.  RIP omnes.
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Wordy Rappinghood
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Posted by Ken Tramliner on Dec 31, 2021 - 12:59:56 PM
In this piece I appear to have just discovered there's an anagrams app on my iPhone...

Now read on...
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Back in 2009, we were hoping Andy Murray would solve the economic crisis
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Sep 23, 2020 - 7:01:04 PM

Andy Murray fails to reach Wimbledon final, sending the British economy into a tailspin, Guardian Screen Break, July 6, 2009

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The rise and rise of football - the history of it.
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Mar 18, 2019 - 2:06:09 PM
Here's a bit about how football replaced cricket as the national game in Great Britain.
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The Pitch-Side Pantomime
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Posted by Martin "Is this a dagger I see before me?" Kelner on Sep 11, 2016 - 9:13:59 PM
Screen Break continues, with no sponsor for the time being.  Please get in touch if you want to be associated with this venerable feature in sports journalism.  I can be reached at martinkelner01@gmail.com or via this website. 

Meanwhile, enjoy....
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