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A little bit about me & Kingswood, Bristol
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Posted by Martin 'Obits' Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 11:59:59 PM

Here's something from my hit book, Wrestling In Honey, a very few copies of which are still available from Scratching Shed Publishing in Leeds, and via Amazon & Waterstones.  I thought, with a by-election pending in the North East Bristol constituency of Kingswood (15/2/2024) there might be some interest in where I started what I laughingly call a career....
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Managers - What Are They Like? Why Antonio Conte is not Ange Postecoglou
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Posted by Martin "Old Tat" Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 11:59:57 PM

Here's a bit I wrote proving Antonio Conte was an angry young man even before he joined Spurs, and why the comparative serenity of Ange Postecoglou may turn out to be blessed relief.

If you enjoy this kind of historic document, there is tons more in my book Wrestling In Honey, now available in very few good bookshops....
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The Bus Pass Bodybuilders & Motty's Giant Sentence
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Old Tat" Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 11:58:29 PM

Another sample of my hit book, Wrestling In Honey, a collection of some of the old tat I wrote, chiefly for The Guardian and the Racing Post.

To prove this is a genuine historical document, almost everybody mentioned in it is now dead.  RIP omnes.
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LaVern Baker, the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll in Liverpool, 1992
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 11:40:52 PM

I've got a book of old tat coming out.  This didn't make the cut, but it's fascinating rock archaeology, with a mention of the legendary Manchester impressario Roger Eagle,and Liverpool's faded Adelphi Hotel....
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Jimmy Hill - A Life in TV
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Lest we forget, the contribution of the late great Jimmy Hill to broadcasting lives on, even today....
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Introduction to Wrestling In Honey - and the part Jimmy Savile played in my downfall
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Posted by Martin 'king of recycling' Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 12:59:59 PM

Here's the intro to my 'hit' book Wrestling In Honey, with how I was a casualty of the BBC's belated Savwash policy. 

Now read on.....
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Wordy Rappinghood
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Posted by Ken Tramliner on Dec 31, 2021 - 12:59:56 PM

In this piece I appear to have just discovered there's an anagrams app on my iPhone...

Now read on...
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Chess and the Comfort Break
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Posted by Martin "Old Tat" Kelner on Dec 31, 2021 - 12:59:12 PM

Here's a piece I wrote for the Guardian's Screen Break column about sport on TV in October 2006, covering chess, tennis (briefly), and rugby league.  This, and similar old tat, is reprinted in my book Wrestling In Honey, available in very few good bookshops.  But it's on the Amazon and Waterstones websites, and boutique bookshop Philip Howard Books in Leeds have signed copies....
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