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It's back - Pisser and Poorer than ever, it's PPP 122!
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Posted by Martin "that's my thermos flask" Kelner and Edouard "Gash Mashk" LaPaglie on Aug 26, 2008 - 4:58:47 PM

Yes, after being refused entry to several countries, the Piss Poor Podcast returns to England to divest itself of more lame comedy material than you can throw a rotten egg at, courtesy of the world famous Edinburgh Festival Fringe, 3,472 shows, and only 7 of them any good.

Plus, stick around paying punters for shock revelations about Jim Rosenthal, and Duncan "Chase Me" Norvelle's 'phone number...

If there is a better comedy podcast anywhere on the net, we shouldn't be at all surprised...



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Piss Poor Postcard From Edinburgh – The Nightmare Continues…..
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Posted by Martin "avocado stone remover" Kelner on Aug 21, 2008 - 12:56:35 PM

Still no podcast, and severe withdrawal symptoms kick in.

What has been going on at the post office? Has Edouard finally been barred from Tesco? How is Edouard’s home made mayonnaise business going? How humiliated does he feel about the piss poor performance of the French at the Olympics?

We hope to answer these and many more questions when the piss poor podcast returns next week.

And if Edouard’s up for it, and not too busy with his latest money-making scams, there may even be two!! Hang on in there piss poor punters, and thanks for your patience.

For more East Lothian adventures, read on…..
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Posted by Edouard "annualise your interest" Lapaglie on Aug 20, 2008 - 12:27:05 PM

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Posted by Ed 'shave off a couple of quid' Lapaglie on Aug 20, 2008 - 12:16:41 PM

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Hold The Front Page! PPP Update from Edinburgh!
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Posted by Martin "satisfying the punters" Kelner on Aug 13, 2008 - 12:02:48 PM

Yes, here I am in Edinburgh, Scotland, England - as our American cousins have it, basking in the runaway success of the soon-to-be award-winning Audience With Mr Methane.

This means I am currently out of range of the PPP studio complex....

Read on to find out what this means to you, PPP subscribers and schnorrers alike....
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Howdy pardners! We're all havin' us a clambake on PPP 121
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Posted by Martin "curly prawn" Kelner and Edouard "Bishop's Tunic" LaPaglie on Aug 9, 2008 - 11:11:28 AM

Yes, journey with the PPP's favourite food critic and Friend of the Podcast Jay Rayner to a "fingers only" buffet (the last one of those I went to, there was no food - it was great, says Edouard). Jay gets his laughing tackle round some of the sweetest clams in Christendom, if you know what I'm saying.

Also why the Daily Telegraph compares red-bottomed baboons to the cast of Sex And The City...

And Will Ferrell goes bozo with the cow-bells

Tuck in, and be transported to the land of laughter!




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Dobraye Utra Comrades - On the banks of the Volga, we celebrate Russia's 800 lb enema! - yes, it's PPP 120!
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Posted by Martin "Fair Shares For All" Kelner and Edouard "Five Year Plan" LaPaglie on Aug 2, 2008 - 10:20:08 PM

Yes, art lovers, it's a sculpture of a giant syringe bulb held aloft by three angels in the Russian spa resort of Zheleznovodosk, a tribute to back-passage based health treatments..and if there was even a chance Kelner could pronounce the name he'd bring you the story...

Plus...

Travel back in time as we revisit the early career of Canadian stand-up genius and subsequently maker of crap movies Jim Carrey..

and listen out for more of Martin's money saving tips.

Spasiba, Comrades!




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New Series on Talksport!
Stalkers Guide
Posted by Martin "getting a lot of texts in on this one" Kelner on Aug 1, 2008 - 12:15:13 PM

Wherever you are in your van, try and listen in on Sunday between 12noon and 2pm, when Kelner will be reviewing the sporting events of the week, filleting the sports pages of the Sunday papers, and looking ahead to the big sports stories in the offing.

That's a brand new venture on Talksport, 1053 and 1089, and also on DAB, every Sunday lunchtime.

Be there or be somewhere else.
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