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Stalkers Guide

Stalkers alert - Blind World Cup, and the genius of Spike Milligan..
Stalkers Guide
Posted by Martin "Make mine a mackerel" Kelner on Aug 17, 2010 - 4:42:08 PM
Hello stalkers - just a reminder, I am now your genial host of the breakfast show on BBC Radio Leeds, which begins each day at the ridiculously early hour of 6 am. 

It's not always very good, but we try to have a laugh.  I co-present the show with Katherine Hannah in that classic Sky News dual presenter format - you know, one with the experience, the gravitas and the journalistic credentials, the other there simply as eye candy. 

It's frankly a little humiliating being hired purely as eye candy, but Katherine's gravitas carries us through.  For the out-of-town/international fan base, it's available online here

Now read on for details of personal appearances, and very rare Spike Milligan...
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Can't sleep, Won't sleep
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Posted by Martin "out and about" Kelner on Aug 3, 2010 - 4:07:10 PM
In deference to the many people who have been wondering why I keep getting up in the middle of the night - well, just my wife (whose name escapes me for the moment) actually - here's the evidence I'm not doing the early shift at the biscuit factory.  Again.

You can listen again here

For other stuff, read on...
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Like death and taxes - always with us, the PPP
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Posted by Martin "yodelling in the canyon" Kelner on Jul 17, 2010 - 5:57:35 PM
At time of press, there will be a PPP 221.  Hang on in there, baby, as the very good friend of the Podcast Johnny Bristol used to say.

In the meantime, presenting Radio Leeds Breakfast show Weds July 21 with Katherine Hannah, and then on a full(ish) time basis from Mon July 26.

Meanwhile, for a stalker's update from PPP 220, read on....

Plus a new Screen Break in the Guardian tomorrow (Mon 19th July).  Read on for a taster
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Behind the Bamboo Curtain - with a hint of green baize.
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Posted by Martin "Beijing Bertie" Kelner on Apr 25, 2010 - 7:24:10 PM
China - Saviours of Snooker is a Radio Four documentary at 11am on BBC Radio Four tomorrow(Monday April 26)...all about the mania for the game in China. I'm presenting it, but the whole thing was put together by excellent BBC producer Toby Field. Details on bbc.co.uk.

Meanwhile, read on stalkers for update on other stuff.... more - >



Back on Fighting Talk, Feb 20th - with obsessive compulsive Jon Richardson
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Posted by Martin "two alarm clocks" Kelner on Feb 14, 2010 - 7:18:03 PM
Kelner makes a long-awaited (by him) return to Fighting Talk on Saturday Feb 20th, BBC Five Live, 11am.

Among fellow panellists is the fine comedian Jon Richardson, a self-confessed sufferer from OCD, or pain in the arse as it used to be called.

Jon insists on having everything lickety-spit and ship-shape, which he blames for his inability to sustain a relationship. What he will make of FT, which is often all over the place like a mad woman's sh1t, remains to be seen.

Plus...

There's a brief return to BBC Radio Leeds. Now read on... more - >



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