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Piss Poor Podcast

Move over TMZ.com - the hottest celebrity gossip on the planet comes from PPP 166!
Piss Poor Podcast
Posted by Martin "scoop" Kelner and Edouard "hold the front page, I know I do" LaPaglie on Jul 1, 2009 - 4:11:07 PM
Yes, ahead of the crowd once again, leaving the rest of the media trailing in its wake, Martin and Edouard's PPP reports the tragic deaths of Jeremy Paxman, Bob Holness, Jeffrey Archer, and Nicky Heyward out of Haircut 100 - in some cases 20 or 30 years before the event! Talk about scoop!

It's the only way to keep up to date with the gossip. Subscribe now or remain forever in a world of darkness. Information is paramount in today's blah blah yada yada yada, so make sure you don't miss out.. The PPP - it's firstest, fastest, and something else beginning with 'f'
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Everybody's riding on the Marrakesh Express - All aboard for PPP 165!
Piss Poor Podcast
Posted by Martin "tahini" Kelner and Edouard "fava bean" Lapaglie on Jun 25, 2009 - 3:45:16 PM
Yes, join us and recommember the days of Crosby, Stills, and Nash, the finest half-back line Leeds United ever had....

We travel to the land of Souk and Kasbah (fine music hall act) for a Festival of Frottage, pausing just briefly to sustain ourselves with a bag of old chestnuts from one of Britain's leading incontinent street traders.

Believe me, it's a hideous clash of cultures you will not want to miss. Now read on... more - >



Passed by the Beth Din - It's PPP 164, one hundred percent kosher!
Piss Poor Podcast
Posted by Martin "Milchick" Kelner and Edouard "Fleischick" Lapaglie on Jun 17, 2009 - 2:58:51 PM
Oy gewalt! Martin and Edouard use two sets of dishes (I know I do) for the latest instalment in their great project. It's the world famous kugel for our yiddisher punters, with summer pudding for the goyim.

Mmmm..get your laughing tackle round the shining plum-puce breast of sticky sweet soft sodden bread and ripe fruit.

But don't whap it on the curtains, friends.

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It's a fond farewell to David Carradine, Wayne Allwine, and Terence Alexander - on PPP 163!
Piss Poor Podcast
Posted by Martin "grim reaper" Kelner and Edouard "six feet under" LaPaglie on Jun 10, 2009 - 5:57:35 PM
All dead....and I'm not feeling too good myself, says journalist, broadcaster, and podcaster Martin "Big Boy" Kelner...

Yes, once more the PPP pays tribute to stars of stage and screen not still going..

Plus, in the sweariest podcast in living memory...we hear from happy London commuters on the day of the tube strike, and also sample the authentic voice of Glasgow...

On va dit: "One f***ing man, one f***ing vote."



Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglies' FREE SAMPLE EDITION [what we call the 'Schnorrers version - 10 minutes or so, just a taster] Piss Poor Podcast can be sampled on iTunes - [this link should pop open your copy of iTunes at Martins page]. Once iTunes has opened the page for you - just click the "SUBSCRIBE" button.

If you are using other software such as 'Juice' etc.to subscribe to the FREE Podcast, then this is the link you will need to copy and paste: http://www.martinkelner.com/podcast/podcast.xml

Got FLASH? - Try Martins' new FLASH MP3 Player below for a 10 minute sample of the full podcast:

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Split peas and gruff nuts, comrades - more culinary delights in PPP 162!
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Posted by Edouard "pig-dog" LaPaglie and Martin "I like it mushy" Kelner on Jun 3, 2009 - 5:19:05 PM
Once more, Britain's number one guide to strange food and where to eat it has been putting its mouth somewhere Edouard can't pronounce, and getting its laughing tackle round nature's bounteous harvest!

So knives, forks, and turkey basters at the ready, compadres, for a belt-straining bowlful of chuckles. It's Britain's only Michelin-starred podcast. more - >



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