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PPP 197 comes with crushed nuts - (All together now) I know I do!
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Posted by Martin "Chocolate flake" Kelner and Edouard "Peppermint twist" LaPaglie on Feb 3, 2010 - 4:46:51 PM
Mamma mia, join Martini and Edouardo in the Italian town of Bologna, as they investigate the world of gelato.

Don'ta knock, jussa come inside (I know I do) as we probe Italy's University of Ice Cream. It's a real scoop (scoop, geddit?).

And gasp at Edouard's new found political correctness as he resists the joke beginning "How do you grease the wheels of your truck?"

There's a real Neapolitan flavour to PPP 197. Magnifico! more - >



PPP 196 celebrates the arrival of Chris Evans on the Radio Two Breakfast Show
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Posted by Martin "DNA results" Kelner and Edouard "let's bring Tracy out" LaPaglie on Jan 27, 2010 - 4:12:21 PM
Following representations from the BBC who felt the new cuddly Chris Evans show had not been publicised enough, PPP 196 agreed to use some of its valuable airtime to give a boost to this hilarious and exciting new programme, which may have escaped your attention. Strap yourself in punters for the low-down on one of Britain's premier ginger broadcasters.

Plus, in further broadcasting news, Jeremy Kyle is taking his uplifting socially responsible show to America. But fear not, lovers of truth, sensitively handled, it will still be available here in the UK too.

Meanwhile, away from media news, PPP 196 is packed with down-to-earth country-fresh goodness. Now read on..... more - >



When was the last time you had impala head? - tuck into PPP 195 for a feast from the Veld!
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Posted by Martin "Heinz 500gm Squeezy" Kelner and Edouard "old fashioned glass bottle" LaPaglie on Jan 21, 2010 - 4:12:24 PM
...and leave the eyes in, we want it to see us through the week.

Yes, it's a South Africa special, as Edouard and Martin put on their protective stab vest, grab a handful of biltong (if you know what I'm saying, missus), and go yomping across the Veld for a look ahead to World Cup 2010 with Alan Mullery, Garth Crooks, and four or five of President Jacob Zuma's best wives...

Plus

Edouard unveils a brand new catchphrase (sort of) more - >



The Great Skegness Shed Scandal Uncovered on PPP 194!
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Posted by Martin "Help Yourself" Kelner and Edouard "Why, why, why, Delila?" LaPaglie on Jan 14, 2010 - 4:28:33 PM
Once more Britain's foremost repository of the news the world needs to know has its finger right on the pulse of the nub. ("I know mine is," writes M.Edouard LaPaglie, of no fixed accent), as we traverse Lincolnshire's premier sh1thole on the trail of trimmers, strimmers, and rimmers.

Plus...

Hold tight epicures, as we get our laughing tackle round a beautifully nutty and well-seasoned crust - if you know what I'm saying, missus.

Still not subscribing? You're a fool to yourself, and I refer you to the answer given by Tom Hicks Jr to a disgruntled Liverpool football fan... more - >



It's PPP 193 - New Year, same old rubbish!
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Posted by Martin "A3" Kelner and Edouard "pull-out supplement" LaPaglie on Jan 6, 2010 - 4:05:34 PM
Well, not entirely.

Martin and Edouard welcome the new decade with at least two brand new slots - the Cheeky C**t feature, and an exclusive worldwide round-up of underwear thefts across the globe...("You won't find this sh1t on Reutarse," writes one bogarse French critic)...

So beat the freeze with the warming broth of PPP 193, now with added humour. And barley. more - >



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