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Piss Poor Podcast

It's back - Pisser and Poorer than ever, it's PPP 122!
Piss Poor Podcast
Posted by Martin "that's my thermos flask" Kelner and Edouard "Gash Mashk" LaPaglie on Aug 26, 2008 - 4:58:47 PM
Yes, after being refused entry to several countries, the Piss Poor Podcast returns to England to divest itself of more lame comedy material than you can throw a rotten egg at, courtesy of the world famous Edinburgh Festival Fringe, 3,472 shows, and only 7 of them any good.

Plus, stick around paying punters for shock revelations about Jim Rosenthal, and Duncan "Chase Me" Norvelle's 'phone number...

If there is a better comedy podcast anywhere on the net, we shouldn't be at all surprised...



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Piss Poor Postcard From Edinburgh – The Nightmare Continues…..
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Posted by Martin "avocado stone remover" Kelner on Aug 21, 2008 - 12:56:35 PM
Still no podcast, and severe withdrawal symptoms kick in.

What has been going on at the post office? Has Edouard finally been barred from Tesco? How is Edouard’s home made mayonnaise business going? How humiliated does he feel about the piss poor performance of the French at the Olympics?

We hope to answer these and many more questions when the piss poor podcast returns next week.

And if Edouard’s up for it, and not too busy with his latest money-making scams, there may even be two!! Hang on in there piss poor punters, and thanks for your patience.

For more East Lothian adventures, read on…..
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Hold The Front Page! PPP Update from Edinburgh!
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Posted by Martin "satisfying the punters" Kelner on Aug 13, 2008 - 12:02:48 PM
Yes, here I am in Edinburgh, Scotland, England - as our American cousins have it, basking in the runaway success of the soon-to-be award-winning Audience With Mr Methane.

This means I am currently out of range of the PPP studio complex....

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Howdy pardners! We're all havin' us a clambake on PPP 121
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Posted by Martin "curly prawn" Kelner and Edouard "Bishop's Tunic" LaPaglie on Aug 9, 2008 - 11:11:28 AM
Yes, journey with the PPP's favourite food critic and Friend of the Podcast Jay Rayner to a "fingers only" buffet (the last one of those I went to, there was no food - it was great, says Edouard). Jay gets his laughing tackle round some of the sweetest clams in Christendom, if you know what I'm saying.

Also why the Daily Telegraph compares red-bottomed baboons to the cast of Sex And The City...

And Will Ferrell goes bozo with the cow-bells

Tuck in, and be transported to the land of laughter!




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