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It's PPP 203 - Gussied Up For The Middle Classes!
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Posted by Martin "pickled red cabbage" Kelner and Edouard "fancy liquor" LaPaglie on Mar 16, 2010 - 6:26:41 PM
The PPP reaches out to the nouveaux riches (Hey Edouard, what's the French for nouveaux riches?) with the latest hard-hitting satire from Oxford University, richly reminiscent of Kelner's days at Oxford (on the Oxford Mail, but let that pass), and some posh nosh as a slow roasted blackface mutton sallies forth with the songs of Al Jolson...
Quick, you don't want to get an ugly one...
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We love to go a wandering - Lederhosen on for PPP 202!
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Posted by Martin "The Happy Wanderer" Kelner and Edouard "Underneath The Lamplight" LaPaglie on Mar 10, 2010 - 8:01:49 PM
I've got mine on - up hill and down dale in the vicinity of Spalding.
Where we pose the vital question, "Do you like Spalding?" and get the inevitable answer, "I don't know, I've never spalled."
Jawohl, tomorrow belongs to us!
Also, a home fit for murderers - in the merrie city of Wakefield, Yorks.
Subscribe now for the funniest thing to come out of North Leeds, since Jimmy Savile's shell suit bottoms... more - >
Norfolk and Good - Ho ho ho, prepare for side-splitting comedy action as PPP 201 polishes all the old chestnuts
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Posted by Martin "Don't diss Diss" Kelner and Edouard "Gimme Dat Ding" LaPaglie on Mar 2, 2010 - 7:16:54 PM
Comedy fans, wait no longer! Cream your jeans right now, because high quality, cutting edge, bitingly satirical, politically relevant humour is ready for you....
....on a number of podcasts by comedians familiar to you from TV panel games and theatre tours.
Martin Kelner and Edouard LaPaglie, meanwhile, come with a guarantee (I know I do) that you're never more than a minute away from a joke rejected by Tommy Trinder for being not quite up-to-date enough.
Answer to last week's quiz: Arthur Askey tap dancing. more - >
Exclusive! Exclusive! - PPP 200 a Completement Collector's Piece for Subscribers Only
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Posted by Martin "double century" Kelner and Edouard "long lasting" LaPaglie on Feb 22, 2010 - 9:26:20 PM
For the first time ever, the P1ss Poor Podcast will not be available to every passing schnorrer who has 12 minutes of his life he or she doesn't want back again......
The special anniversary podcast, featuring 200 punchlines without jokes (neatly reversing the normal routine), marking 263 hours and four years of meaningless twaddle from Britain's most indefatigable podcasters will be available to subscribers only. Not event the merest petit gout will be given away for free...
So subscribe now if you want to be part of this auspicious occasion. You won't regret it...
.....at least, not until you sober up.
So what's so special about PPP 200? Read on... more - >
Time to camp by a billabong, as PPP 199 goes down under
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Posted by Martin "Bulthaup cooker" Kelner and Edouard "riding the range" Lapaglie on Feb 18, 2010 - 7:09:33 PM
I know I do, pop pickers.
Meanwhile, for jolly jumbucks everywhere, join us alongside Brisbane's most uninhibited kitchen fitter, who never fails to give your granite tops a shine that Mr Sheen can only dream about..
And with the tools firmly in place (if you know what I'm saying), join us on a voyage of gastronomic discovery.... more - >
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| | COMEDY / Holiday on dry ice: Martin Kelner on Billy Connolly |
| | The late great Humphrey Lyttleton |
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