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P P Podcast

Norfolk and Good - Ho ho ho, prepare for side-splitting comedy action as PPP 201 polishes all the old chestnuts
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "Don't diss Diss" Kelner and Edouard "Gimme Dat Ding" LaPaglie on Mar 2, 2010 - 7:16:54 PM
Comedy fans, wait no longer! Cream your jeans right now, because high quality, cutting edge, bitingly satirical, politically relevant humour is ready for you....

....on a number of podcasts by comedians familiar to you from TV panel games and theatre tours.

Martin Kelner and Edouard LaPaglie, meanwhile, come with a guarantee (I know I do) that you're never more than a minute away from a joke rejected by Tommy Trinder for being not quite up-to-date enough.

Answer to last week's quiz: Arthur Askey tap dancing. more - >



Exclusive! Exclusive! - PPP 200 a Completement Collector's Piece for Subscribers Only
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "double century" Kelner and Edouard "long lasting" LaPaglie on Feb 22, 2010 - 9:26:20 PM
For the first time ever, the P1ss Poor Podcast will not be available to every passing schnorrer who has 12 minutes of his life he or she doesn't want back again......

The special anniversary podcast, featuring 200 punchlines without jokes (neatly reversing the normal routine), marking 263 hours and four years of meaningless twaddle from Britain's most indefatigable podcasters will be available to subscribers only. Not event the merest petit gout will be given away for free...

So subscribe now if you want to be part of this auspicious occasion. You won't regret it...

.....at least, not until you sober up.

So what's so special about PPP 200? Read on... more - >



Time to camp by a billabong, as PPP 199 goes down under
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "Bulthaup cooker" Kelner and Edouard "riding the range" Lapaglie on Feb 18, 2010 - 7:09:33 PM
I know I do, pop pickers.

Meanwhile, for jolly jumbucks everywhere, join us alongside Brisbane's most uninhibited kitchen fitter, who never fails to give your granite tops a shine that Mr Sheen can only dream about..

And with the tools firmly in place (if you know what I'm saying), join us on a voyage of gastronomic discovery.... more - >



It's Winter Olympics time - and Martin and Edouard's podcast is going downhill!
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "Alp yourself" Kelner and Edouard "triple axel" LaPaglie on Feb 9, 2010 - 4:27:14 PM
No change there then...as Britain's big hopes for the halfpipe (if you know what I'm saying, missus) take to the icy wastes of VanupalongaCouver...with another gold medal-winning 80 minutes of fun.

While the nation crouches beneath its duvet (I know I do) waiting for the double dip recession, the healing balm of laughter can bring succour to sufferers.

But don't ask us where you're going to get it from... Now read on...




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PPP 197 comes with crushed nuts - (All together now) I know I do!
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "Chocolate flake" Kelner and Edouard "Peppermint twist" LaPaglie on Feb 3, 2010 - 4:46:51 PM
Mamma mia, join Martini and Edouardo in the Italian town of Bologna, as they investigate the world of gelato.

Don'ta knock, jussa come inside (I know I do) as we probe Italy's University of Ice Cream. It's a real scoop (scoop, geddit?).

And gasp at Edouard's new found political correctness as he resists the joke beginning "How do you grease the wheels of your truck?"

There's a real Neapolitan flavour to PPP 197. Magnifico! more - >



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 P P Podcast
 Norfolk and Good - Ho ho ho, prepare for side-splitting comedy action as PPP 201 polishes all the old chestnuts
 Exclusive! Exclusive! - PPP 200 a Completement Collector's Piece for Subscribers Only
 Martins Money Saving Tips
 SKYPE - Free to download, free calls, free video chat
 Why not save a massive 50-bob on Leeds's big value comedy-style night downstairs at the Verve wine bar, Merrion Street, Leeds, next to Mojo??
 Kelners Blog
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 Just one letter from being famous
 Martins Newsletter
 Sign up for the Martin Kelner Newsletter
 Martin Kelner - The Man
 Martin Kelner - One Man and His Trousers
 Contact Martin by email....
 NEW - The Kelner Mart
 Martins Money Saving Offers at the Kelner Mart...
 Stalkers Guide
 Back on Fighting Talk, Feb 20th - with obsessive compulsive Jon Richardson
 Stalkers - You'll find me in the Co-op, looking at the cheese, and pricing up fig rolls!
 Screen Break
 I can't believe he gets paid for writing this sh*t
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