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Piss Poor Postcard From Edinburgh – The Nightmare Continues…..
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Posted by Martin "avocado stone remover" Kelner on Aug 21, 2008 - 12:56:35 PM
Still no podcast, and severe withdrawal symptoms kick in.

What has been going on at the post office? Has Edouard finally been barred from Tesco? How is Edouard’s home made mayonnaise business going? How humiliated does he feel about the piss poor performance of the French at the Olympics?

We hope to answer these and many more questions when the piss poor podcast returns next week.

And if Edouard’s up for it, and not too busy with his latest money-making scams, there may even be two!! Hang on in there piss poor punters, and thanks for your patience.

For more East Lothian adventures, read on…..
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Hold The Front Page! PPP Update from Edinburgh!
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Posted by Martin "satisfying the punters" Kelner on Aug 13, 2008 - 12:02:48 PM
Yes, here I am in Edinburgh, Scotland, England - as our American cousins have it, basking in the runaway success of the soon-to-be award-winning Audience With Mr Methane.

This means I am currently out of range of the PPP studio complex....

Read on to find out what this means to you, PPP subscribers and schnorrers alike.... more - >



VIP Tickets NOT up for grabs in the PPP Prize Draw
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Posted by Martin "Jingles" Kelner and Edouard "No Show" LaPaglie on May 12, 2008 - 8:41:58 PM
WAX:ON LIVE, LOTHERTON HALL, LEEDS MAY 31 2008 - CANCELLED, SORRY - NO PRIZE TICKETS!

But don't worry....There are tickets to be won for:

EURO 2008 matches involving France and Italy

EXCLUSIVE Bruce Springsteen gig in Madison Square Gardens, New York

OLYMPIC track and field finals in Beijing

VIP Centre Court tickets at Wimbledon, including tea and strawberries with BBC commentators John McEnroe and Boris Becker

...from a number of outlets, I should imagine more - >



Sexy Jen - January Piss Poor Pinup Girl....
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Posted by Edouard David Sullivan Lapaglie.... on Jan 9, 2008 - 6:28:25 PM
Entirely unsolicited submission to the 2008 Piss Poor Punters Pinup Calendar.

Sexy Jennifer.... more - >



Hey, Facebook monkeys! Join the Piss Poor Podcast appreciation group
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Jul 20, 2007 - 11:35:53 AM
Despite Edouard's severe trashing of Facebook on PPP66, a Piss Poor Podcast appreciation group is currently thriving there.

Piss Poor punters can moan about subscriptions, rail against the lack of anything approaching humour, and otherwise discuss the utter piss poorness of the Piss Poor Podcast, and maybe reminisce about the days when it used to be funny.

Join now, and let the world know! more - >



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