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Hurrah, I'm an entrepreneur
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Posted by Martin "hawking his wares" Kelner on Jun 22, 2016 - 4:14:44 PM
....and it's all thanks to the BBC.
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My Sacking - the backsplash
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Posted by Martin "Opportunities (let's make lots of money) as my good friends The Pet Shop Boys used to say" Kelner on Mar 24, 2016 - 5:06:08 PM
There has been a fair bit of reaction to my departure from BBC Radio Leeds......
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My Sacking, and a Plausible Plan for BBC Local Radio
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Posted by Martin "write if you find work" Kelner on Mar 20, 2016 - 9:50:27 PM
In response to hundreds of requests from one or two people, here's how I left BBC Radio Leeds two days ago, and how the BBC's failing local radio service can be saved...
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God's Waiting Room
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Posted by Martin "better now, thanks" Kelner on May 4, 2015 - 3:16:53 PM
I'm almost completely recovered now after surgery to remove what we doctors call 'a big fuck-off abdominal sarcoma,' thanks to the skill of the consultants, and the brilliant care of the NHS, for which I shall forever be grateful...

However, in the early days of this shit storm, as the sarcoma grew, & following a pretty gloomy prognosis, misfortune piled upon misfortune.  First my car was stolen, then a pen burst in my pocket. 

That might seem trivial, but it convinced me that some higher power - which I don't believe in anyway - was fucking with my head. 

I wrote a few pieces charting progress while I was convalescing following what turned out to be successful surgery, which you can find on here somewhere, but  in the vain hope that anybody's the slightest bit interested, here are  a couple of bits I never published....


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The better's dilemma
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Posted by Martin "Inveterate loser" Kelner on Dec 20, 2014 - 10:43:39 AM
Here's a column for the Racing Post, where I pondered how one should react when a horse falls in a race in which you have a financial interest, & shared a variety of losing bets with the readers....
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