http://www.martinkelner.com en-gb 2009 Martin Kelner Join Martin and Edouard for ancedotes and stories. Piss Poor Productions Guardian columnist, author and legendary radio presenter Martin Kelner, together with cheese eating surrender monkey Edouard Lapaglie present the original Piss Poor Podcast; full of stuff that they could never get away on the radio. For details of how to make a PAID subscription for the FULL LENGTH Piss Poor Podcast see www.martinkelner.com Tony Quinn tonyq@mac.com yes Join Martin and Edouard for ancedotes and stories. http://www.martinkelner.com http://martinkelner.com/podcast/mk_podcast_300x300.jpg 300 300 Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Plus, PPP 203 gives you an insight into holistic dentistry, whose practitioners are performing non-standard filling of cavities... 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At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0197-free.mp3 04 Feb 2010 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:40 Ice Cream, gelato, peanuts, trousers, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...Strap yourself in punters for the low-down on one of Britain's premier ginger broadcasters.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0196-free.mp3 27 Jan 2010 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:13:42 Tomato Sauce, Chorizo, Pomegranate, Cheese, Benny Hill, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...and leave the eyes in, we want it to see us through the week.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0195-free.mp3 21 Jan 2010 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:11:41 Tomato Penis, Gravy, Rhino Horn, Jay Rayner, Fruitbat, cricket, World Cup 2010, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Once more Britain's foremost repository of the news the world needs to know has its finger right on the pulse of the nub. "I know mine is," writes M.Edouard LaPaglie, of no fixed accent... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0194-free.mp3 14 Jan 2010 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:11:06 Hippo, rabbi, Cheese, free food, lounge lizard, tree stump, Banana, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...Well, not entirely. Martin and Edouard welcome the new decade with at least two brand new slots ... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0193-free.mp3 06 Jan 2010 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:11 New year, Lotto, Ham, Pork, Pigs, Bacon, Sausages, Bollocks, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...As 2009 limps to an end - I know I do - and 2010 waits in the wings with all its threatened woes, why not end the year with a hearty dose of laughter? Alternatively, get stuck into the variable joys of PPP 192... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0192-free.mp3 29 Dec 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:12:00 New year, The Queen, Sheoes, Trousers, Father Time, Bollocks, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...but without the dead body, and the legions of hot-shot L.A. lawyers trying to prevent justice being done... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0191-free.mp3 23 Dec 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 01:19:17 Christmas, Santa, Doggy Fashion, Rottweiler, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...Join us in a pre-Christmas frolic, as the PPP's annual trip to sample fine dining in St. James's, London, goes postal with Rosie Millard, Acker Bilk, Michael Caine and his late wife Marti..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0190-free.mp3 17 Dec 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:09:57 Acker Bilk, Turbot, Cheese, Hamsters, Michael Caine, Salami, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie ...and it comes with a go-go hamster on the side (take the key out first, advises Edouard)..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0189-free.mp3 09 Dec 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:19 GoGo Hamster, Styx, Jewish Boxers, Adam Faith, Testicles, Foreskin, Mole, Del Shannon, Joe Meek, Helen Mirren, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, excitement abounds, as Edouard shouts "Boy" and the galley proofs are slipped into his in-tray (in a Lord Rothermere stylee)... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0187-free.mp3 25 Nov 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:55 Fleet Street, Pigeons, Trousers, lost generation, celtic, Cowboys, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie The heart-stoppingly exciting story of the hole in the road in Billericay is just one of many thrilling sagas featured in Kelner's definitive round-up of the local press... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0186-free.mp3 19 Nov 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:35 Dickie, Kia Soul, Arsehole, Bumhole, Free beer, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Stuff your pockets with fivers - I know I do - and enjoy the facilities on the PPP's Ryanair special, where the mile-high club means a knee-trembler and a post-coital Woodbine... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0185-free.mp3 11 Nov 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:10:30 Mile High, Ppost Office, Bin Men, Five Quid, Chuff, Great Podcast, Kelner, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Settle yourself down brothers and sisters in the lap of luxury (I know I do), and sample the Spirit of Ecstasy as Kings of the Road Martin and Edouard take you down life's highways and by-ways... 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