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		<title>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglies Piss Poor podcast - FREE SAMPLER EDITION</title>
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		<copyright>2007 Martin Kelner</copyright>
		<itunes:subtitle>Join Martin and Edouard for ancedotes and stories.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:author>Piss Poor Productions</itunes:author>
		<itunes:summary>Guardian columnist, author and legendary radio presenter Martin Kelner, together with cheese eating surrender monkey Edouard Lapaglie present the original Piss Poor Podcast; full of stuff that they could never get away on the radio. For details of how to make a PAID subscription for the FULL LENGTH Piss Poor Podcast see www.martinkelner.com</itunes:summary>
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			<itunes:name>Tony Quinn</itunes:name>
			<itunes:email>tonyq@mac.com</itunes:email>
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			<title>27 Aug 2008 	It's back - Pisser and Poorer than ever, it's PPP 122! [Piss Poor Podcast 122 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, after being refused entry to several countries, the Piss Poor Podcast returns to England to divest itself of more lame comedy material than you can throw a rotten egg at..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>27 Aug 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<itunes:duration>00:12:59</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Fringe, Facebook, Gash, Wednesday, Money Tips</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>09 Aug 2008 Howdy pardners! We're all havin' us a clambake on PPP 121 [Piss Poor Podcast 121 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, journey with the PPP's favourite food critic and Friend of the Podcast Jay Rayner to a "fingers only" buffet, the last one of those I went to, there was no food - it was great, says Edouard...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>09 Aug 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:35</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Clambake, Free Podcast, Funny Podcast, Fart, Back Passage, Teabags, Money Tips</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>03 Aug 2008 Dobraye Utra Comrades - On the banks of the Volga, we celebrate Russia's 800 lb enema! - yes, it's PPP 120! [Piss Poor Podcast 120 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, art lovers, it's a sculpture of a giant syringe bulb held aloft by three angels in the Russian spa resort of Zheleznovodosk, a tribute to back-passage based health treatments...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>03 Aug 2008 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:11:52</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Russians, Trousers, Back Passage, Teabag, Money Tips</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>24 July 2008 Go placidly and discover what joy there can be in silence - yes, it's PPP 119! [Piss Poor Podcast 119 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Ant and Dec, eat your little Geordie hearts out - Britain's longest -running competition continues, and still no prizes are given out. Ofcom, the Performing Rights Society..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>24 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Anus, Fart, Keith Chegwin, Free Money, Cruch, Money Tips, Free Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>17 July 2008 It goes in dry and comes out wet - it's PPP 118, a great steaming teabag of a podcast!! [Piss Poor Podcast 118 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, tastebuds ready, seekers after humour, for a delicate infusion of Lapsang Souchong ("Isn't that a dog?" - Ed...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>17 July 2008 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:11:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Anus, Fart, Trump, Bum Trumpet, Methane, Tea, Lancaster, Boil</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>10 July 2008 It's the Sound of Summer - Wax down your woody - if you know what I'm saying missus.. [Piss Poor Podcast 117 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>It's the quintessential sound of an English summer - the babble of a brook, the mellifluous twitter of the songbirds in the bushes, and the comforting thwack of willow against Max Mosley's backside.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>10 July 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:16</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Chocolate Condom, Awards, Trousers, Big Breasted Ladies, Gary Rhodes, London Hotel</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>03 July 2008 Careful, piss poor paying punters - PPP 116 is a positive fugu of a podcast, full of deadly toxins! [Piss Poor Podcast 116 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>...Yes, the deadly Japanese puffer fish makes an appearance on the menu at Butlins, Bognor Regis. "Toxic, schmoxic," says the head chef, "You wanna try the Cornish pasties...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>03 July 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:58</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Wednesdays, Puffer Fish, Fugu, Toxic, trousers, Butlins, RedCoats, Awards, Free Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>26 June 2008 Only Lesbians and Horses - It's PPP 115, a delight for stable boys, and some of the unstable ones too! [Piss Poor Podcast 115 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Adjust your girth and give your fetlocks a rub down (I know I do), as we probe the murky horse breeding business. Get the bit between your teeth (I know I.....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>26 June 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:39</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Dogs and Dykes, Dogs and Pikes, Horse Penis, Stud, Belly Dancers, Michael Flatley, Donald Trump</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>18 June 2008 Get in touch with your Chakra - It's PPP 114, a tantric delight! [Piss Poor Podcast 114 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Edouard and Martin keep it up for 80 yogic minutes, as they radiate inner peace, and Martin adopts the lotus position to do the downward dog....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>18 June 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:08</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Inner Peace, Tantric, yoga, Thresher, Combine Harvester, Lost Fingers, Lick the Dogs Balls, free podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>12 June 2008 I say, I say, I say, missus - It's vaudeville time on PPP 113! [Piss Poor Podcast 113 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, old jokes, badly told. It's everybody's favourite music hall turn Edouard "The Cheeky Chappie" LaPaglie, with gags you may not have heard for thirty years revived....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>12 June 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:41</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>42 Days, Brown, Green, Red, lemons, Trouser Trumpet, Strange animals, poop, kebab, free podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>04 June 2008 It's a blast - The one and only Mr Methane drops in on PPP 112! [Piss Poor Podcast 112 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>....but understand, this is in no way a shameless plug for Kelner and Methane's FREE(!) show at the Standing Order, George Street, Edinburgh, from August 9th to 23rd....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>04 June 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Fart Box, Phart Box, Phat Box, Bum Trumpet, Ass, Arse, Bum, Bottom, Anus, Chaps Eye, FREE Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>30 May 2008 Now folks, it's sock it to me time! - It's PPP 111! [Piss Poor Podcast 111 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>A verrry interesting podcast pays tribute to Dick Martin, half of the Rowan and Martin Laugh-In team, who augmented the Beatle years with quality comedy on BBC2. In colour!!...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>30 May 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:37</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Credit Crunch, Free Money, Kirstys Hem Line, Free Computers, Free iPods, Bottom Burp, 1 800 MY ASS, Tangleteazer</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>22 May 2008 On PPP 110, Kelner prepares to hit Oldham - Mecca for thrill seekers everywhere!.... [Piss Poor Podcast 110 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>....These are exciting times for Oldham. We know that because it says so in the advert for the town's new Chief Executive in Guardian Society. There is a huge package offered...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>22 May 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:34</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Oldham, Mablethorpe, Jobs, Trains, Trousers, Cheap chocolate biscuits, Piss, Poor, Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>16 May 2008 Yes, journey with us to a mythic land where all is sweetness, light, and harmony: Mablethorpe.... [Piss Poor Podcast 109 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>....and on the way, get your hands on the biggest pile of tat ever seen outside a Look Away Now script meeting, as we announce the winner of the Lord Mayor of London prize draw.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>16 May 2008 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:05</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Lord Mayor of London, Mablethorpe, East Coast, Frankie Howerd, Peter Sellers, James Whale, Piss, Poor, Podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>08 May 2008 It's Piss Poor Podcast 108 - A Cunctatious Fanforanade! [Piss Poor Podcast 108 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Bumbershoots at the ready, piss poor punters, as the Fwank Muir memorial podcast takes you into a wonderland replete with fugacious frolics....!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>08 May 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:46</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Frank Muir, Axel Rose, Naked Kylie, Trumpets, Maidenhead, Kelner, Lapaglie, Humour, Humor, Comedy, Flap Dancing Girls from Ghana</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>01 May 2008 Viva Mexico! - Edouard and Martin go loco in Acapulco on PPP107! [Piss Poor Podcast 107 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Arriba, pop pickers! It's a great big quinceanera of a piss poor podcast as Edouard does Carmina Burana. Hey, Edouard, do you have any photos....?</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>01 May 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:26</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Phat Sound, Naked Britney, Mexico, Flying Vicar, Cheese, Austrian Cellar, Bendy Buses, Lord Mayor of London, Self Abuse, Naked Cockatoo</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>24 Apr 2008 Get up, get down, and get back up again! - It's the John Prescott diet plan on PPP 106! [Piss Poor Podcast 106 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, PPP 106 explores the bounds of bad taste, as we recklessly take the p**s out of John Prescott's brave admission of an eating disorder..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>24 Apr 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:23:04</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Phat Sound, fat sound, Free podcast, piss poor, prescott, diet, Honey monster, Fleetwood, Stone Me, kelner, Edouard</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>17 Apr 2008 Dive into Piss Poor Podcast 105 - but careful, what's that lurking in the deep! [Piss Poor Podcast 105 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Journey with us gentle piss poor podcast paying punters to Urmston in South West Manchester. It's oldies night at the municipal pool...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>17 Apr 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:26</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Floaters, Sinkers, Turds, Sink, Swim, Speedos, Free piss poor podcast</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>10 Apr 2008 Glen or Glenda?? - In PPP 104, it's a crazy, mixed-up, muddled-up world!! [Piss Poor Podcast 104 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Full details of Natasha Kaplinski's sex-change operation are revealed (Copyright: Daily Express), as our heroes paddle through a dense mat of pennywort...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>10 Apr 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:17:45</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Dead Seagulls, Trouser Tash, W Bush, Sex Change, Bollocks</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>03 Apr 2008 Come With Me And You'll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination - It's Piss Poor Podcast 103!! [Piss Poor Podcast 103 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, join us, as we climb through the back of Edouard's wardrobe, past his magazines, inflatable girlfriends, and soiled curtains beyond the help of even the most assiduous dry cleaners...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>03 Apr 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:55</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Pork Scratchings, Inflatable Woman, Soiled Curtains, Beef Curtains</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>27 Mar 2008 Like a rat up an aqueduct - Patnas at the ready, PPP102 is a bottom-biting special!! [Piss Poor Podcast 102 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Schlonga-longa max, PPP102 comes in at record length, as we scour the desperate purlieus of South London for the story of decorously tattooed Maxine and the rodent that doesn't care where he puts his snout...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>27 Mar 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:38</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Pigs Trotters, Bum Biters, Schnorrer, Edouard</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>20 Mar 2008 It's Room 101 - Step aside George so-called Orwell, it's p-sser and poorer than ever before! [Piss Poor Podcast 101 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Into triple digits, the piss poor podcast remains as shambolic as ever, although Edouard does manage, for the first time in a while, not to tell the story of...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>20 Mar 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Pigs Trotters, £1 light bulbs, Trousers, trumpet blowers</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>13 Mar 2008 Wot, no telegram from the Queen?? - The PPP reaches 100 not out!  [Piss Poor Podcast 100 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, it's now widely recognised as Britain's leading semi-humorous podcast done by two ginger guys on a kitchen table in North Leeds....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>13 Mar 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:42</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Big Bottom, Bum Trumpet, Edinburgh Fringe, Rosie Millard</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>06 Mar 2008 It's Martin and Edouard's Sex Farm - Pitchforks at the ready for PPP 99!  [Piss Poor Podcast 99 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>We're sniffing at your feedbag, and hosin' down your barn door, as we relive some of the joys of Spinal Tap in the comedy cavalcade that is Piss Poor Podcast 99!...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>06 Mar 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:54</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Sex Farm, Bum Trumpet, Fatty Rayner, Rosie Millard</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>28 Feb 2008 Take that Gillian McF**kingkeith! It's PPP 98, a cholesterol packed calorific treat!  [Piss Poor Podcast 98 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, it's a foodies special, as we dine alongside Fatty Rayner in Manchester, where he tucks into generous portions of pigmeat with a side order of a small Japanese car...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>28 Feb 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:23</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Fart, Fatty Rayner, Pigmeat, Fart, Bum Trumpet, Rosie Millard</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>16 Feb 2008 Greetings Music Lovers! Lugholes pricked for Britain's leading botty bugle soloist on PPP 97!  [Piss Poor Podcast 97 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, Mr Methane comes out of semi-retirement with an exclusive interview in advance of this Summer's double-header (if you know what I am saying, missus) at Edinburgh with PPP co-host Martin Kelner...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>16 Feb 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Fart, Methane, Bum Trumpet, Mr. Rude, Wakefield</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>13 Feb 2008 Ding, ding - It's PPP 96! Plenty of room on top, but spitting strictly prohibited!  [Piss Poor Podcast 96 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, the Piss Poor Podcast hits 96, something of a landmark for Kelner as that was the exact number of the bus he used to catch to school in Manchester..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>13 Feb 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:20</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>96 Bus, Didsbury, Yidsbury, Spitting, Schlong</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>08 Feb 2008 He's a Very Naughty Boy! PPP95 applauds the genius that is Monty Python!  [Piss Poor Podcast 95 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, Kelner has been left home alone by his holidaying family, and while flitting between Red Hot Up The Arse, Men and Motors, and America's Dumbest Numbnuts...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>08 Feb 2008 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:42</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Five Chins, Year of the Rat, Welsh, Somewhere warm to take a shit</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>31 Jan 2008 The Laughter Machine Rolls On! - It's PPP94, the one that makes Jim Davidson sound like Germaine Greer..  [Piss Poor Podcast 94 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, dwarfs, chickens, the disabled, Jews, the Chinese, Steve Penk, and other persecuted minorities feature in a podcast boasting more politically incorrect humour than you would find in a weekend at the Embassy Club...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>31 Jan 2008 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:18</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>PPP, Dwarf Chinese Indian Curry Disabled</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>24 Jan 2008 It's PPP 93 - How about that for a short title? [Piss Poor Podcast 93 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, ever ready to help the technologically disadvantaged, Kelner and Lapaglie create a title short enough to fit on Chris Leuty of Stockport's 'phone...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>24 Jan 2008 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:27</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>PPP, Paxmans Piss Poor Pants, for a Pound</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>16 Jan 2008 Clucking hell! It's a chicken-in-the-basket special – as we go back in time on PPP 92.  It's finger-lickin' good (if you know what I'm saying, missus.) [Piss Poor Podcast 92 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>While Hugh Fearnley Upalonga Whittingstall, Jamie Upalonga Oliver Hardy and Gordon Alf Ramsey MacDonald wring their hands over the fate of Britain’s intensively reared chickens, PPP 92 wrings the neck of one of the poor creatures...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>16 Jan 2008 14:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:15:54</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>PPP, Chickens, Bacon, Thighs, Peter Ridsdale, Andy Kershaw, Giblets</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>09 Jan 2008 What's up doc? PPP91 answers that age old question with the learned article Rectal Foreign Bodies from Surgery Magazine!  [Piss Poor Podcast 91 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Best of order please for Piss Poor Podcast 91, as we journey North East to one of the region's top workingmen's clubs for Whitley Bay's answer to the Three Tenors...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
			<enclosure url="http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0091-free.mp3" length="5804490" type="audio/mpeg"/>
			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0091-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>09 Jan 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:49</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>PPP, Rectal Insertion Top 10 list, Jack Curry, Polar Bears, FREE PODCAST</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>03 Jan 2008 New year, same old bollocks - The Piss Poor Podcast totters into a new era - it's PPP90! [Piss Poor Podcast 90 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>First, to those members of the PPP (the Pakistan People's Party) tuning into this PPP expecting some kind of statement on the uncertain future of Pakistan following the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, an apology.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>03 Jan 2008 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:07</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>PPP, Fatty Rayner, James Gill, Squid Flaps, Rowan and Martin</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>26 Dec 2007 It's Martin Kelner's Christmas Gift to You - Piss Poor Podcast 89! [Piss Poor Podcast 89 BONUS FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Big Boy Barry Kelner and Edouard Boneparte Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>....in a Phil Spector stylee, but without the gunfire.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0089-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>26 Dec 2007 16:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:10:41</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Shave Santas Sleeve, Phil Spector, Genital Mutilation, Walnuts</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>21 Dec 2007 It's the new all day breakfast - Fresh from the griddle, it's Piss Poor Podcast 88! [Piss Poor Podcast 88 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Big Boy Barry Kelner and Edouard Boneparte Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Pass the HP and tuck into a Golden Egg (Golden Egg? Is that in the Viz Profanosaurus? It should be) of a podcast....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0088-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>21 Dec 2007 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:06</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Shave Santas Sleeve, Hershey Highway, Little Dicks, Penis News, Piss Poor</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>13 Dec 2007 Has Edouard finally lost it?? The evidence is there in Piss Poor Podcast 87! [Piss Poor Podcast 87 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Big Boy Barry Kelner and Edouard Boneparte Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>First he starts an argument over whether Billy Ocean was black or not. Then he interrupts the fluent monologue of experienced broadcaster and raconteur Martin Kelner to spend four minutes trying to tell some sort of joke about a lady involved in an intimate shaving enterprise...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>13 Dec 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:16:21</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Shave Santas Sleeve, Billy Ocean, Lionel Richie, Trapped in Toilet, Penis News</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>05 Dec 2007 It's Edouard's Financial Times - PPP86 is packed with money-saving tips! [Piss Poor Podcast 86 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, as the credit crunch bites just in time for the festive season, Britain's most socially responsible piss poor podcast weighs in with a stockingful of advice to preserve your sub-prime pennies....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0086-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>05 Dec 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:30</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Save Money, salad dressing, teabags, bodies under the patio</itunes:keywords>
</item>
<item>
			<title>29 Nov 2007 It's A Piss Poor Pickled Leek of a Podcast - Chang Kai check out PPP85 [Piss Poor Podcast 85 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Greetings gourmets - as we sample pickled leek with a touch of ginger (that's a meal, not a Viz euphemism), and reveal the one-handed way to beef up your salad dressings....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
			<enclosure url="http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0085-free.mp3" length="7605084" type="audio/mpeg"/>
			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0085-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>29 Nov 2007 23:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:18:06</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Chinese luck, offensive, Steel Band, Anonymous donors, Farepak</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>20 Nov 2007 Hooray! Hooray!  It's a Holly Holly Day - Geddit! It's Christmas on PPP 84! [Piss Poor Podcast 84 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Kelner suns himself in the Cayman Islands, a working trip, mind you - he doesn't forget to leave behind a pile of piss poor pap for the punters.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0084-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>20 Nov 2007 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:08</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Cayman Islands, Damien Hirst, Penis Vacuum Pump, Nigella Lawson, Bernard Rush, Love Pump</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>14 Nov 2007 Christmas Starts Here!!  It's a pre-festive fun fest on Piss Poor Podcast 83! [Piss Poor Podcast 83 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>...and there's trouble on the Hershey Highway...Martin and Edouard go up there to investigate...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
			<enclosure url="http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0083-free.mp3" length="5625656" type="audio/mpeg"/>
			<guid>http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0083-free.mp3</guid>
			<pubDate>14 Nov 2007 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:13:23</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Hershey Highway, Russell Brand, Lonely Jew, Hand Jobbies</itunes:keywords>
</item>
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			<title>12 Nov 2007 Hoots Mon! It's number 82 - a clootie dumpling of a Piss Poor Podcast! [Piss Poor Podcast 82 FREE EDITION]</title>>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Och aye, right enough...Piss Poor Podcast 82 goes north of the border with undue prominence (if you know what I'm saying, missus).......</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - become a paying piss poor punter, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>12 Nov 2007 18:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:12</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Dumplings, Grandmas Fadge, Gay Editors, </itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>01 Nov 2007 For a better mix of music - it's Piss Poor Podcast 81, commercial radio stylee! [Piss Poor Podcast 81 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Yes, Martin and Edouard take it up a notch for Piss Poor Podcast 81, as they plaster fake smiles to their faces....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>01 Nov 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:35</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Severed Penis, Commercial Break, Talking Jesus, Dildo</itunes:keywords>
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<item>
			<title>25 Oct 2007 Lop it off! PPP 80th anniversary special celebrates with yet another severed penis story! [Piss Poor Podcast 80 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>It's Piss Poor Podcast 80 - that's nearly two years of comedy gold - and once more, we bring you news of a jealous wife taking a knife to the old man's old man.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>25 Oct 2007 01:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:25</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Severed Penis, Dick Transplant, Nob Off, Elbow Dick, Wank</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>17 Oct 2007 Greetings Schvitzers!  Oy, It's Piss Poor Podcast 79! [Piss Poor Podcast 79 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Surely, after 79 piss poor podcasts, there is nothing left to say.  Spot on, but Edouard and Martin say it all again anyway.</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>17 Oct 2007 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:27</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Jack Curry, Alsation Porno, Recycled Dildo, Trousers, Memory Stick, Gay Mormons</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>11 Oct 2007 We've got our mojo working! - About bloody time too, as piss poor podcast reaches episode 78! [Piss Poor Podcast 78 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle> It may not be the funniest podcast - actually, having heard most of the others, it probably is - but it's Britain's longest running, and most shambolic, comedy podcast!</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>11 Oct 2007 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:24</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Golden Donut, Mojo, Trousers, Memory Stick, Gay Mormons</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>04 Oct 2007 Never mind the quality! - PPP77 [SUBSCRIBERS EDITION] weighs in at nearly 1hr 20mins! It's all meat, a rrreal treat! [Piss Poor Podcast 77 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>...And what's more, it cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown. Yes, there's a bumper crop of shite old jokes to welcome our many new subscribers lured in by last week's free sample....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>04 Oct 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:52</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Free Podcast, iPod, iTunes, Testicles, Trousers, Snakes, Fat Women</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>27 Sep 2007 No Better Than Usual - Standards Remain The Same on All-Inclusive Piss Poor Podcast 76! [Piss Poor Podcast 76 FREE BONUS FULL LENGTH EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle> At last! The world wide web becomes truly worldwide as the world and his wife are invited to join in the comedy cavalcade that is Martin and Edouard's Piss Poor Podcast 76....</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>27 Sep 2007 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>01:17:13</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Free Podcast, iPod, iTunes, Testicles, Trousers, House Reposessions</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>20 Sep 2007 Sting's latest tantric malarkey and up-to-the-minute pork news - Podcast 75, a wild and woody delight! [Piss Poor Podcast 75 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>On Piss Poor Podcast 75, big-hearted Martin and philanthrop...philanthr....philanthropist Edouard (ey Martin, don't do anything you can't pronounce, I don't)become the prize guys......</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>20 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:38</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Sting, Equity Release, Mortgage Reposessions, Tantric Sex, Woody</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>13 Sep 2007 That's Not Good Cricket, Is That - Special guest star on Piss Poor Podcast 74! [Piss Poor Podcast 74 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>A top batsman who never hit his girlfriend, and also never knowingly bought a round; that's the special guest voice appearing on this podcast..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>13 Sep 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:47</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Cricket, Equity Release, Mortgage Reposessions, in the shite, Limericks</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>06 Sep 2007 Oxo Towers and oxymorons - x-rated x-citement on Piss Poor Podcast 73! [Piss Poor Podcast 73 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Military intelligence, airline food, Jack Curry's Funny Podcast...all are oxymorons, the term which mysteriously and unaccountably evades journalistic giant Kelner..</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>06 Sep 2007 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:12:02</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Funny Animals, Piss Poor Production, Russian Ladies of the Internet</itunes:keywords>
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			<title>30 Aug 2007 Fudge puppies, hog on a log, and Mimzy - PPP72 goes where no other podcast goes! [Piss Poor Podcast 72 FREE EDITION]</title>
			<itunes:author>Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie</itunes:author>
			<itunes:subtitle>Ladies, are you having trouble finding that special time for yourself in the course of a busy day? (If you know what I am saying)...</itunes:subtitle>
			<itunes:summary>At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join is in comedy heaven.....</itunes:summary>
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			<pubDate>30 Aug 2007 17:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
			<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
			<itunes:duration>00:14:12</itunes:duration>
			<itunes:keywords>Female Masturbation, Tom Baker, Vincent Price, American Airlines, Testicular Nail Antics</itunes:keywords>
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