http://www.martinkelner.com en-gb 2007 Martin Kelner Join Martin and Edouard for ancedotes and stories. Piss Poor Productions Guardian columnist, author and legendary radio presenter Martin Kelner, together with cheese eating surrender monkey Edouard Lapaglie present the original Piss Poor Podcast; full of stuff that they could never get away on the radio. For details of how to make a PAID subscription for the FULL LENGTH Piss Poor Podcast see www.martinkelner.com Tony Quinn tonyq@mac.com yes Join Martin and Edouard for ancedotes and stories. http://www.martinkelner.com http://martinkelner.com/podcast/mk_podcast_300x300.jpg 300 300 Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie What's that dribbling down your chin? It's only chicken stock, your honour, answers PPP 166, as we dine with the stars in one of London's premier Taiwanese restaurants... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0166-free.mp3 01 Jul 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:17 Bob Holness, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Katie Boyle, Anne Robinson, Oysters, Free Monkeys, Arse, Bolus, Trumpet Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Once more Martin and Edouard pick the cous cous out of the doughy folds of life.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0165-free.mp3 25 Jun 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:07 Marrakesh, baboons, Monkey Nuts, Ham Shank, Child Labour, The Boat that Shat Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Oy gewalt! Martin and Edouard use two sets of dishes (I know I do) for the latest instalment in their great project..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0164-free.mp3 18 Jun 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:10:55 Google, Koogle, Old Jews, Monkey Finger, Digital Britain Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie All dead....and I'm not feeling too good myself, says journalist, broadcaster, and podcaster Martin "Big Boy" Kelner..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0163-free.mp3 10 Jun 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:24 Grasshopper, Car Insurance, The Apprentice, Dog Sex, Trousers, Antelopes, UK Hot Deals, Kelner, Piss Poor, Alan Sugar Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Once more, Britain's number one guide to strange food and where to eat it has been putting its mouth somewhere Edouard can't pronounce...... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0162-free.mp3 04 Jun 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:07 Turkey Baster, Laughing Tackle, Post office, stamps, Polatr bears, Tuck in, get down, Euro, Dollar, Moustache Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Like a bracing embrocation for a lovable family pet, PPP 161 is the one you can rub on all over to enjoy the gift of laughter... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0161-free.mp3 27 May 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:41 Bestiality, Dog Sex, Teat tickler, moustache, Swedes, Reichstag, Botty burp, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie A close relative of Russian stripper, Eva Vestov, she'll do you for less than 45 Roubles, and put some "product" on it afterwards... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0160-free.mp3 21 May 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:29 Christa Ackroyd, Sheep Sex, Cow Sex, Bestiality, Oue the window, expenses claims, whack off into teh sunset, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Stand by, schnorkers and punters alike, for all the news that's not really fit to print....as we reveal Wakefield's very own Mary Poppins.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0159-free.mp3 14 May 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:14:11 Mary Poppins, Car Scrappage, Free Cars, trade-in, money tips, uk hot deals, trouser snake, ,Delights, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, to celebrate the opening of the Damien Hirst expo in Kiev, PPP 158 will be slicing several animals in half, and presenting them to Jay Rayner on a julienne of something.. At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0158-free.mp3 06 May 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:30 Damien Hirst, Porcupine, Leaf tea, Monkey Tennis, French Cheese, Beef Curtain, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, your latest freshly minted collection of geriatric jokes, badly recorded and edited audio clips, and careworn old catchphrases comes from the village of Wray in Lancashire... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0157-free.mp3 30 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:30 Smiley Miley, Roadshow, Podshow, Sick Squid, Cowboys, Swine Flu, Pandemic, Mexico, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie But hark, punters, is that the sound of a barrel being scraped as Martin and Edouard try to find enough quality material to fill a second eighty minute collection of semi-humorous trivia?... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0156-free.mp3 22 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:14 Snakes, Karma Sutra, DIY, Elephants, Milk of Magnesia,Arrowroot Biscuit, Garibaldi, shrew, Hamster, leggings, Madonna, My Arse Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, flavoursome chunks of comedy-style goodness ooze out of the long-awaited PPP 155. Here's what one noted critic wrote.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0155-free.mp3 20 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:10 Nelson Mandela, Freud, Potatoes, Kelner Money Saving Tips UK, Paint, Pigeons, Trousers Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Oh, blow me, Ahab - turns out it's Vanessa Feltz in a wet suit...... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0154-free.mp3 06 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:10:46 Vanessa Feltz, Sea Cow, Sea Pig, Moby Dick, Penis Bite, Jewish Jokes, Old Jews, Money Saving Tips UK Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, to celebrate the start of the Formula One season, Britney Spears' birthday.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0153-free.mp3 01 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT yes 00:19:09 Richard Gere, Lionel Richie, Terry Thomas, Lonesome George, Jenson Button, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Jacqui Smith, Adult Films, Money Saving Tips UK Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Tell you what, pop pickers, side by side on my piano keyboard, it's the one and only Lionel Richie..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0152-free.mp3 26 Mar 2009 18:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:26 Richard Gere, Lionel Richie, Terry Thomas, Lonesome George, Top 10 podcasts, easy money, Money Saving Tips UK Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, once more Martin and Edouard fill your comedy bowl full ("Ah know ah do, Martan..")with cheerful tit bits and chucklesome delicacies.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0151-free.mp3 17 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:40 Walnuts, Pork Scratchings, Lobsters, Crabs, Clampers, Ruthie Top 10 podcasts, easy money, Money Saving Tips UK Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, it's carnival time as Britain's pissest and poorest podcast celebrates a century and a half of rib-tackling and raising wry smiles with the return of Ruthie after a three-year break!..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0150-free.mp3 12 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:52 Elephants, buy one get one free, earn money, get rich slow, bananas Top 10 podcasts, easy money, Money Saving Tips UK, Free Podcast, Comedy Pocast, Piss Poor Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie From the toilets of America's cheese capital Wisconsin, where we reveal the very special way our Transatlantic cousins attend to their hygiene needs..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0149-free.mp3 04 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:10:35 Toilet Paper, Bums on Seats, Weigh the Pig, Piss Poor, Free Podcast, Top 10 podcasts, easy money, Money Saving Tips UK Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Sure, lions can be playful creatures, but there is a limit to how far they want to go on a first date. You should at least treat them to a filet mignon and a rom-com, says spokesman Claude Balls..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0148-free.mp3 25 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:58 Lion Balls, Safari, Travis the Monkey, Dead Chimp, Monkey Nuts,Derek Jameson Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Zounds! Was it not the immortal Bard who asked: "Where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?" ..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0147-free.mp3 19 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:37 Gizzards, Tea Bag, lottery winners, martins money tips, save cash Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Once more, the PPP leads in the field of earth-shaking intelligence, revealing that Fiery Fred was not just a miserable full tosser, but also a man who knew his way around a bagel..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0146-free.mp3 13 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:12:00 Freddie, cricket, free money, with the lotto, lottery winners, martins money tips, save cash Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, Britain's number one semi-humorous podcast comes at you once more with all the punch of promising new contender in the heavyweight division, Mrs Grace Mugabe.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0145-free.mp3 04 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:10:19 MONEY TIPS, FREE MONEY, Get Rich, Money for Nothing. Top Podcast, Monkey Nuts, Obama, Mugabe, Free Comedy Podcast Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Never. But as the PPP cast swells (On va dit: "Ey, Martan, do you 'ave any photographs of a cast swelling?....I do, they're A3..... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0144-free.mp3 28 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:01 MONEY TIPS, FREE MONEY, Get Rich, Money for Nothing. AOL Hell, Come Bucket, Piss Poor, Free Podcast Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Yes, dive in to PPP 143, the water's lovely and shark free. Forgotten your lilo? Don't worry Jungle Jane will look after all your needs in the pneumatic department... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0143-free.mp3 21 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:11:01 Boob Job, Blow Job, No Job, Odd Job, Lottery Winners, Monkey Tips,Money Tips, My Arse, No Bush Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie Now into its fourth fantastic year, it's a comedy smorgasbord - at least compared to Count Arthur Strong, it is.... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0142-free.mp3 13 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT yes 00:13:02 Free Monay, Hot UK Offers, Money Saving Tips, Free Podcast, Piss Poor, Frenchman, Kelner, 4Gb Memory Stick, Playmobil, Sexy Housewives, Pants Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglie As the Schnorrers portion of the PPP shrinks by around 50 per cent, the drive is on to drum up more paying punters to Britain's finest repository of old jokes, stories you may already have read in the Daily Telegraph... At www.martinkelner.com - Paying piss poor punters, join us in comedy heaven..... http://www.radioleeds.co.uk/podcast/martinkelner-podcast0141-free.mp3 07 Jan 2009 01:59:59 GMT yes 00:11:11 Hot UK deals, Expert Money Tips, Bull Running, Steaming Flanks, Large Trousers, Breast Implants, Free USB Memory Stick, Win the Lotto, Winning Ticket, Lotto Winners, Win Money