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When was the last time you had impala head? - tuck into PPP 195 for a feast from the Veld!
By Martin "Heinz 500gm Squeezy" Kelner and Edouard "old fashioned glass bottle" LaPaglie on Jan 21, 2010 - 4:12:24 PM

Wild wildebeest should not keep you from PPP 195, where our African flavoured look at life is tempered by the very latest news of British livestock, especially those being romanced as part of the rich tapestry of British country life.

Fancy an Impala?:


Plus...

*The eyes and ears of the PPP remain alive and alert to the very latest in todger news. Stay
tuned, Johnson watchers, to remain appraised of the strange places the male member has
turned up...

*Broadcasting titan Steve Penk - what is he like?

*A.A.Gill's woody

and

*Swedish woman gets a little extra in her tomato sauce...

Don't touch that dial. It's all the news that's fit to print in PPP 195, the one Jesus would subscribe to if he were alive (and not too fussy about hearing the same jokes week after week)

Sithee!

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