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They Think It's All Over (I know I am) - It is now on valedictory PPP 226
By Martin "226 not out" Kelner and Edouard "Say goodnight Dick" LaPaglie on Aug 27, 2010 - 6:41:02 AM

Piss Poor Memorial Headstone

As Martin and Edouard whack off into the sunset, PPP 226 knits together many of the themes that have run through the Podcast over the past four years like a muffled titter running through the court room...

*Edouard says, "I know I do..."

*Martin does Chinese accent in the style of Benny Hill circa 1983

*Edouard imagines the following scenario...

*Martin brings you the latest flatulence news from Germany, and naked woman news from Australia...

*Edouard has a mind picture, but he's not going to show it to us...

Plus..well, if you have listened to more than two of these, you know the rest...

But, as Andy Pandy used to say on Watch With Mother all those years ago, "Bye bye everyone..."  Before he got in the wicker basket and f**ked the a**e off Looby Loo...

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