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Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition - PPP 219 is born again!
By Martin "Reverend Lovejoy" Kelner and Edouard "Don't mess with my Archbishop Desmond TuTu" LaPaglie on Jul 8, 2010 - 5:00:59 PM

Place your hands on your iPod - or other device on which you are listening to our words - and we shall cure you: once more you will stand straight and proud, you will see clearly (in a Johnny Nash stylee), and enjoy the fruits of a life well lived (if you know what I'm saying, missus)...  But not the fruits de la mer...Oh no!

Martin Praise the Lord Kelner

Also:

* Latest sightings of the image of the Virgin Mary

* There was a lot of Come on Andy at Wimbledon

* Veteran commentator Bazza Davies in fat lass row

and

* It's French, caramelised, and moussy - what is it? (and don't wipe it on the curtains)

 Repent sinners and join our flock!  Hallelujah and Amen!


Ay Mar-Tan, do you have any photographs of a Bull with a Tabasco-dipped Vuvuzela inserted in the Anus?








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