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Give Us Your Wretched Huddled Masses - Piss Poor Podcast 49 searches for hard luck stories!
By Kelner, Lapagalie, I'Anson on Mar 14, 2007 - 10:02:14 PM

Chalk scraping across a blackboard, a dentist's drill in full flight, a chainsaw cutting through a live hamster....all these sounds pale into insignificance compared to Kelner joining in with the popular sixties close harmony group, The Four Seasons on their hit Rag Doll.

Whyever did you do it, Martin?

Thankfully, it's over in less than three minutes, and then we're into the usual rich territory of whiskery old gags, comedy gold from America's finest stand-ups, Partridge moments from local radio, and unutterably tedious rants from Edouard (it's a doozie this week - the five and a half minutes of your life you will regret more than any other when you lie on your death bed, thinking back to what you could have done with your limited time on this planet)...

PPP49 is a beautifully crafted epic once more, with Rolls Royce production values. While Kelner is happy to give so generously of himself, enjoy it to the full, because soon he may decide to follow the lead of every other bastard in the world and bend his efforts towards something that gives him some reward!

Meanwhile, it's a great big "sleep well and don't have nightmares" to professional copper's nark Nick Ross.

Pip, pip!


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