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PPP 197 comes with crushed nuts - (All together now) I know I do!
By Martin "Chocolate flake" Kelner and Edouard "Peppermint twist" LaPaglie on Feb 3, 2010 - 4:46:51 PM

Yes we've pulled out all the stops for a very special PPP. It's the John Terry memorial podcast in which every penny raised goes towards buying your girlfriend an abortion..

That's every penny. Nothing is spent on administration...and clearly nothing has been spent on new material, as will quickly become painfully obvious...

...and we reveal why now more than ever, JT is the man to lead England in the World Cup in South Africa.

Meanwhile, in Martin's unmissable Euronews supplement, you can't help liking those crazy Swiss, with their wacky hats, and the yodelling, and the Nazi gold. Well, now hear what they've been doing with their cats and dogs...

Also: French underwear - are you thinking what we're thinking..??

and

More Jewish jokes than you can shake a yarmalke at!

It's big, it's bold, it's nearly four years old, treat yourself to Britain's finest repository of hoary old jokes and unnecessary anecdotes before it's too late.

Shalom

And if you have time to let Gregss the Baker know what's on your mind - here is the link: GREGGS

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