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Howdy pardners! We're all havin' us a clambake on PPP 121
By Martin "curly prawn" Kelner and Edouard "Bishop's Tunic" LaPaglie on Aug 9, 2008 - 11:11:28 AM

If you like a crusted prawn, a curly squid, and know how to put a wad of greaseproof paper to good use, you're in good company. Be transported with JR to Anima and find out how many things smell of anchovies.

Martin's Money Saving Tips will help you to achieve the dream of every right-thinking person and make your own semolina...

Plus there's redneck humour from some of America's most offensive comedians..

And Edouard tells a gut-wrenchingly tedious drawn-out anecdote about gingerbread men (At least I think it's in this podcast, I lost the will to live half way through - MK)

So gird your loins, pin back your lugs, and tuck in, seekers after seafood and enlightenment!

Meanwhile, it's a great big "'twas beauty killed the beast" to Ernest B Schoedsack, friend of the podcast, and director of the original 1930s King Kong!

Yabbbadabbadoo, laughter lovers!

Gingerbread Men - now 50p due to broken limbs!!


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