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Careful, piss poor paying punters - PPP 116 is a positive fugu of a podcast, full of deadly toxins!
By Martin "sushi" Kelner and Edouard "have you taken all the bones out?" LaPaglie on Jul 2, 2008 - 10:32:26 PM

...Yes, the deadly Japanese puffer fish makes an appearance on the menu at Butlins, Bognor Regis. "Toxic, schmoxic," says the head chef, "You wanna try the Cornish pasties."

Plus: our tribute to 20th Century genius George Carlin continues, as he does his airport announcements schtick..

*Bill Hicks on the movies...

*Schlongwatch gives you the full nine inches

*...and what happened to all the woodwork teachers: a nation mourns.

Meanwhile it's a great big "Loaf of bread? That'll be two million dollars....oops, sorry too late, it's two and a half million now, and if you don't get into that wallet quickly it will be up to three million," to friend of the podcast, the proprietor of the Harare branch of Somerfield.

Fill your boots with comedy gold - it's Britain's greatest award-winning* semi-humorous podcast.

*No actual award won as yet.



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