London has a lot to answer
After the spectacular triumph
of the 2012 opening ceremony, the minimum requirement for such occasions now seems
to be some sort of historical narrative, buffed and polished to achieve the
impeccable political correctness the world - or, more importantly, the world's
broadcasters - can get on board with.
I preferred it when it was just a
bunch of kids from the local drama schools, dressed up, waving giant dildos
(The giant dildos, in
fairness, were a failed attempt at fashionable
mea culpa, making their appearance at a winter games in Canada, and
meant to represent totem poles of native tribes displaced by European settlers.)
Pre-London, the joy of opening
ceremonies was that they were often choreographed with the lack of
self-awareness of the chap who directed the Springtime For Hitler sequence in
And a further joy
for those of us watching at home was that the man deputed by the BBC to
interpret the nonsense for the sofa-bound was usually that fine English gent
Barry Davies, who invariably played a straight bat.
If the organisers said the dancing
vaginas, or whatever, represented the many beautiful lakes and forests of the
host nation, Barry would not be so impolite as to demur.
That's all for now. Full piece can be found here from 10am, Monday August 8th., 2016