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By Martin "doublemint" Kelner on May 8, 2016 - 9:49:56 PM

The final few shirt-sleeved weeks of the season are tough for the teams at the foot of the Premier League, but there was no call for what Sunderland manager Sam Allardyce did when Matic put Chelsea 2-1 ahead just before half time at the Stadium of Light on Saturday.   He spun round, took his wad of chewing gum out of his mouth, and threw it to the ground.


One of his many colleagues on the coaching staff - Sam has always favoured a hefty backroom presence; fitness conditioners, psychologists, food tasters, necromancers, and the like (actually, I'm not sure about the food tasters) - will step on that and later have to remove it from the ridges in the soles of his or her training shoe with a small knife or similar implement, possibly having first unsuspectingly trodden it into the interior carpeting of their car.   My advice is to send the car-valeting bill to Sam to pay out of his Premier League survival bonus.  

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