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Here's a time saver - Encapsulated Film Reviews!
By Martin "drink on a stick" Kelner on Jun 25, 2009 - 11:40:51 AM



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Review of Eyes Wide Shut: Eyes Wide Shit...

Love Actually, assessed accurately as: Shit, actually.

Bilko with Steve Martin: Wanko

Many years ago a review of the Christopher Isherwood Berlin piece I Am A Camera was reviewed thus: Me no Leica.

.....Your own examples of terse, economical film reviews welcome.



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