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Just one letter from being famous
By Martin "Nick Jagger" Kelner on Aug 25, 2009 - 8:25:03 AM

I went to school with a guy called Jonathan Moss, which obviously did not mean anything at the time....

But a quick internet search finds hundreds of people just a letter or two from being famous, like...

Peterborough newsagent Noel Edwards
Dutch jewellery wholesaler Michael Wenner
Des Moines schoolteacher Mariah Carney
Kettering refuse collector Bill Carling
Cheshire singing star Rick Astley

More welcome.....

Name: Clair Woodward

Re: an initial from stardom - was sent a press release featuring a dance teacher called Jenny Kravitz recently.







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