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Very short joke
By Martin "respected broadcaster" Kelner on Aug 12, 2012 - 6:05:07 PM

So here's the joke.  Picture a demonstration almost anywhere...

"What do we want?"

"A cure for Tourettes!"

"When do we want it?"

"Cunt."





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