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They're hiring on Letterman
By Martin "is that a top ten list in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Kelner
Oct 2, 2009 - 5:54:01 PM

Still struggling with top ten signs you're in line for a job behind the scenes on the Letterman show..

So far:

Interview goes well: 120 words a minute, shorthand, 40 words typing, and Dave's got a hard-on..

You agree with Dave's dressing room rule: Don't talk with your mouthful

Arrive fully equipped for work - pens, pencils, and contraceptive pills...

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