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Bits and Pieces They're hiring on Letterman By Martin "is that a top ten list in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" Kelner on Oct 2, 2009 - 5:54:01 PM Still struggling with top ten signs you're in line for a job behind the scenes on the Letterman show.. So far: Interview goes well: 120 words a minute, shorthand, 40 words typing, and Dave's got a hard-on.. You agree with Dave's dressing room rule: Don't talk with your mouthful Arrive fully equipped for work - pens, pencils, and contraceptive pills... Thanks for contributions. Do Facebook me with updates... Print this article - Email this article ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ----------

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