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Bits and Pieces
Why is everybody so young these days?
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Golden Delicious" Kelner on Mar 13, 2013 - 10:51:01 PM
Here's another Screen Break "classic." From Dec 15, 2007, when your columnist was mourning the loss of the grizzled sports presenters of his youth, replaced by young good-looking vanilla-flavoured TV types......
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Betting & Breasts - A Point of View
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Phwoah, you don't get many of them to the pound" Kelner on Mar 11, 2013 - 7:03:28 PM
Ever since I got the gig at the Racing Post (column every Tuesday, vaguely about sport on TV), I have been going through what's left of the old Screen Break archives to find stuff about betting that I could possibly recyc...er, sorry, that could give me inspiration for a piece that might interest my new audience.
Not sure this is it, but I seem to remember quite enjoying it, back in 2007.....
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Sexism in the Publishing Industry
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "gratuitous plug masquerading as humour" Kelner on Sep 3, 2012 - 2:00:36 PM
The man they couldn't gag exposes the rampant sexism in the publishing industry. Read on......
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Very short joke
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "respected broadcaster" Kelner on Aug 12, 2012 - 6:05:07 PM
Hello followers. I love this joke for it's pithiness. I couldn't put it on Twitter because apparently that sort of thing might undermine credibility of a respected BBC broadcaster.
...Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking...
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Don't you just hate the fun fascists?
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Posted by Martin "letting the Olympo-Nazis have it" Kelner on Jul 15, 2012 - 2:10:05 PM
Fun fascists? Who are they? Read on....
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