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Bits and Pieces
Betting & Breasts - A Point of View
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Posted by Martin "Phwoah, you don't get many of them to the pound" Kelner on Mar 11, 2013 - 7:03:28 PM
Ever since I got the gig at the Racing Post (column every Tuesday, vaguely about sport on TV), I have been going through what's left of the old Screen Break archives to find stuff about betting that I could possibly recyc...er, sorry, that could give me inspiration for a piece that might interest my new audience.
Not sure this is it, but I seem to remember quite enjoying it, back in 2007.....
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Sexism in the Publishing Industry
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Posted by Martin "gratuitous plug masquerading as humour" Kelner on Sep 3, 2012 - 2:00:36 PM
The man they couldn't gag exposes the rampant sexism in the publishing industry. Read on......
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Very short joke
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Posted by Martin "respected broadcaster" Kelner on Aug 12, 2012 - 6:05:07 PM
Hello followers. I love this joke for it's pithiness. I couldn't put it on Twitter because apparently that sort of thing might undermine credibility of a respected BBC broadcaster.
...Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking...
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Don't you just hate the fun fascists?
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Posted by Martin "letting the Olympo-Nazis have it" Kelner on Jul 15, 2012 - 2:10:05 PM
Fun fascists? Who are they? Read on....
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Fish and Chips - the people have their say
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Posted by Martin "ramekin of mushies" Kelner on Jul 13, 2012 - 10:48:40 AM
Is there anything more exciting than to get the views of the British public on matters of moment?
For true enlightenment, I recommend the phone-ins on any BBC local radio station, or if you want to hear similar banalities but expressed more confidently in the assured tones of the middle classes, the Any Answers phone-in on Radio Four.
The great joy of the modern age, however, is that there are scores of outlets for the man (or woman, could be a woman) on the Clapham Omnibus to express his (or her, could be a her) views on pretty well anything - and I write as someone who has reviewed ball-point pens on Amazon.
Anyway, this amused me for some reason. It's a fantastically Pooteresque (Diary of a Nobody - if you haven't read it, you must, soon) review from Trip Advisor of Whelan's Fish and Chip restaurant in St. Annes...
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