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Martin Kelner, Journalist, Author, Podcaster and Radio Presenter.
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What Are You Playing At Gary Neville?
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "I like it runny" Kelner on Aug 28, 2016 - 7:24:37 PM

Here's the brand new Screen Break column, which will temporarily appear here. is on hold for a while for personal reasons.  We wish Nick & all at the site the very best. 

Our sponsorship from the UK Concrete Show is over too, and we couldn't be more grateful to Steve and the concrete folk for their support. 

It means a new era for Screen Break.  We are now looking for a new sponsor.  We can include your branding all over the damn thing for surprisingly little cost.  And we're also open to suggestions from anyone who has a good-looking sport/media website who would be interested in hosting the column.

Your deal would be that you would get free content, a feature that was hugely popular for 15 years or so in The Guardian (I liked it anyway), provided I could find sponsorship and you were able to include the branding, and turn the column round pretty quickly on a Sunday night/Monday morning.

If you're interested in either of these opportunities, you can contact me at or via the website. 

Today's column covers the BBC show Class of '92 - Still Out of their League.
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Want To Be A Radio Star?
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "quiz inquisitor" Kelner on Aug 9, 2016 - 6:11:00 PM

Well, 'star' is maybe pitching it a bit strong, but read on.....
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Dancing Dildos - It's Opening Ceremony time in Brazil
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "dancing dildos" Kelner on Aug 7, 2016 - 10:48:19 PM

Here's Screen Break on the Olympic opening ceremony.  It's just a taster.  Full article here 10am, Monday August 8...
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Mary v Zola at the 1984 Olympics
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Mr Concrete" Kelner on Jul 31, 2016 - 9:04:22 PM

Here's a taster of the latest Screen Break, on The Fall, documentary on Sky Atlantic about the Zola Budd - Mary Decker clash at the 1984 Olympics.....
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Screen Break on a weekend when everything was on Sky
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "protein shakes" Kelner on Jul 17, 2016 - 6:23:55 PM

Here's the first couple of hundred words of Screen Break, published Mon July 18th at, in association with the UK Concrete Show...
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England, What Went Wrong, and Those Damned Germans
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "boyo" Kelner on Jul 3, 2016 - 4:11:17 PM

Here's brand new Screen Break, published at at 10am, Mon July 4th., 2016
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What's the point of second and third bananas in the commentary box?
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "second banana" Kelner on Jun 26, 2016 - 9:30:11 PM

Here's a taster of tomorrow's Screen Break (June 27), available from 10am here
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Hurrah, I'm an entrepreneur
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "hawking his wares" Kelner on Jun 22, 2016 - 4:14:44 PM

....and it's all thanks to the BBC.
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