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Screen Break

The prodigious talent of Lee Sharpe - which brought him just eight England caps, but a passport into some of the finest bedrooms in Greater Manchester
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Posted by on Nov 15, 2006 - 10:38:25 PM
Sharpey coulda been a contender, but excelled in the art of pissing it all up against the wall....I actually witnessed him doing a bit of that in Iceland..But hey, he's now a pundit - of sorts - with a winning smile, and still notching up those conquests..

(This is a recent Guardian piece which hit the big number four spot in the Guardian Unlimited chart..) more - >



Zen and the art of a smart kick to the nadgers
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Posted by martin kelner on Oct 18, 2006 - 11:36:00 PM
A documentary on TV about Bruce Lee afforded Britain's number one broadcast sport critic a chance to fly balletically across the screen and give a sound (badly dubbed) kicking to the wisdom of the Orient. more - >



Huge arms and very small nadgers - the secret world of body building
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Posted by martin kelner on Sep 12, 2006 - 9:52:00 AM
This is an article from The Guardian about body builders and the drug culture surrounding them which appeared under the title: Secret life of rotten eggs and shrunken testicles

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Pissing with the rich and famous - Kelner at the Grand National
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Sep 3, 2006 - 5:46:00 PM
Kelner goes to shake hands with the wife's best friend, and finds himself in the Aintree bogs sharing a moment of micturition with a Coronation Street legend... more - >



Car park love - the strange case of Stan Collymore
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Posted by martin kelner on Sep 3, 2006 - 10:51:00 AM
In which Stan tackles his inner demons while Kelner opts for two pints of lager and a packet of crisps more - >




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