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Why Wrestling In Honey?
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Posted by Martin "Old Tat" Kelner on Apr 23, 2021 - 4:57:51 PM
(Here
I am in the outer suburbs of the Sky remote, attempting to provide fun for the
aging Guardian audience in the only way I know how.
All you need to know is the nation at the time was dealing
with the scandal of comedian Russell Brand's unpleasant prank telephone calls
to the much loved Fawlty Towers legend Andrew Sachs.)
Honey,
Fighting and the Disturbing Topic of My Libido, The Guardian November 3,
2008
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The Glory of Eurovision
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Mar 10, 2021 - 3:24:48 PM
With Eurovision on the way, here's a piece I wrote for the Racing Post about ten years ago, to help deluded punters who fancied a bet on the contest. Most of the points I make actually still apply. I'm a patriotic punter and have backed the UK's Mae Muller to win at 28-1. A collection of some of my old tat will be released in book form this Spring (2023), but this piece failed to make the cut....
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Best In Show
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Posted by on Aug 15, 2020 - 5:01:45 PM
The joy of dogs. Crufts.
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We're All Going To Die
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Mar 15, 2020 - 6:40:05 PM
Every month I write a column for the half-decent rugby league magazine 40-20, not necessarily about rugby league, but just to amuse me & one or two other followers of the fine sport. I've been doing this for a few years now, but don't usually post them because, as I say they're very much just for amusement only. But I thought this was rather prescient. Written on March 3rd, I exclusively revealed that we're all going to die...
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The Story of the Piss Poor Podcast
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Posted by Martin "304 and still going" Kelner on Jun 26, 2017 - 3:05:17 PM
Who would have thought that the self-confessed Piss Poor Podcast would become the world's longest running semi-humorous Internet resource?
To find out how and why, read on.....
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