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Henning Scores Again
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Posted by Martin "Mad as Hell and not going to take it" Kelner on Oct 7, 2010 - 12:23:48 PM
For those few of you not able to catch the entire three hours of Martin and Katherine's breakfast show on BBC Radio Leeds, click below for a couple of "highlights"....
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Dodgy accents live on
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Posted by Martin "hard monkey" Kelner on Sep 28, 2010 - 2:14:14 PM
It is doubtful whether there is much of a living to be made as a Bob Crowe "soundalike," but nonetheless, here it is, that heady mix of Herb Alpert and dodgy accents on Katherine and Martin's breakfast show on BBC Leeds.

Continue for more "highlights" (yeah, right) from the BBC Radio Leeds breakfast show..
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Just in case you missed it...
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Posted by Martin "Der Schwankenstube" Kelner on Sep 23, 2010 - 2:51:52 PM

Here's a piece of not exactly award-winning radio - from the BBC Radio Leeds Breakfast Show, Thurs Sept 23, when we made the fatal mistake of getting a stand-up comedian out of bed first thing in the morning, in this case the great Henning Wehn, Germany's comedy ambassador....

So glad he brought to an eagerly waiting West Yorkshire audience the news that it was Hamburg who were beaten by Wolfsburg.  Worth the wait.


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Stalkers alert - Blind World Cup, and the genius of Spike Milligan..
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Posted by Martin "Make mine a mackerel" Kelner on Aug 17, 2010 - 4:42:08 PM
Hello stalkers - just a reminder, I am now your genial host of the breakfast show on BBC Radio Leeds, which begins each day at the ridiculously early hour of 6 am. 

It's not always very good, but we try to have a laugh.  I co-present the show with Katherine Hannah in that classic Sky News dual presenter format - you know, one with the experience, the gravitas and the journalistic credentials, the other there simply as eye candy. 

It's frankly a little humiliating being hired purely as eye candy, but Katherine's gravitas carries us through.  For the out-of-town/international fan base, it's available online here

Now read on for details of personal appearances, and very rare Spike Milligan...
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Can't sleep, Won't sleep
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Posted by Martin "out and about" Kelner on Aug 3, 2010 - 4:07:10 PM
In deference to the many people who have been wondering why I keep getting up in the middle of the night - well, just my wife (whose name escapes me for the moment) actually - here's the evidence I'm not doing the early shift at the biscuit factory.  Again.

You can listen again here

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