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Bits and Pieces The Man Who Knows His Horseflesh Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "Look at the fetlocks on that" Kelner on Oct 28, 2013 - 1:37:21 PM Here's October 22nd column from the Racing Post, with me crowing over an uncharacteristically brilliant tip.... more - > Strictly, McCririck, and I back a winner Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "No pasa doble for me, mate" Kelner on Oct 18, 2013 - 12:14:08 PM I know you don't all buy the Racing Post every Tuesday, so here's a piece you probably missed.  It appeared in the October 8th issue, & skewers the BBC's relentless self-pluggery, touches on MillibandDailyMailgate (just ten days ago, but feels like ancient history now), & the McCririck ageism case, which seems to have evaporated.... more - > Gimme the honey, mummy Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "sticky" Kelner on Oct 3, 2013 - 4:16:56 PM Here's something I wrote years ago about the Fight Network.  I think it's one of those channels in the outer suburbs of the Sky remote that might have disappeared now.  I certainly haven't seen it for a while, and when it comes to channel flipping, I may be the undisputed champion of the world. Which reminds me of a George Carlin line: "What do they mean 'undisputed heavyweight champion of the world?'  If it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about?" more - > ...and the prize for worst sports chat show ever goes to..... Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "is this man becoming dangerously obsessed with Clare Balding?" Kelner on Sep 30, 2013 - 12:21:20 PM Here's my Racing Post Column from September 24th, including at least two old jokes, and a full and frank assessment of the sainted Clare Balding's foray into showbiz.. more - > End Of The Road - A Former TV Star reflects on life and loss Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "That's the way to do it" Kelner on Jul 23, 2013 - 5:05:13 PM Here's a piece I wrote, possibly for The Independent maybe just for this website, back in 2007, inspired - if that's the word I'm looking for - by the closure of The World Of Sooty in Shipley, one of the world's great crap days out.... more - > << prev next >> ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- ----------

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