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P P Podcast

The Piss Poor Garden of Remembrance
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Posted by Edouard 'gravedigger' Lapaglie on Aug 26, 2010 - 11:17:48 PM
This way please to leave your tribute to the PPP .....
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Piss Poor Podcast - In Memoriam
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Posted by Martin "with a tear in either eye" Kelner on Aug 26, 2010 - 11:02:24 PM
Lest we forget...Here's a petit gout
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P P Podcast - closed to new subscriptions
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Posted by Edouard 'where is that elusive Frenchman?' Lapaglie on Aug 26, 2010 - 8:54:26 PM
Podcast latest - 27th August 2010
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Smother yourself in the fragrance of PPP 225 - it's the scent of a woman (if you know what I'm saying)
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "Hai Karate" Kelner and Edouard "splash it on all over (I know I do)" LaPaglie on Aug 18, 2010 - 5:40:13 PM
Yes, once more Britain's longest running poor quality podcast breaks new ground, with an experiment in smellopod.

Forget 3D, this is the new technology they'll all be talking about in the future

...and you don't even have to scratch and sniff! (although you can if you want)...as we bring you the new perfume that claims to replicate the smell of femininity....

So big breaths (yeth doctor, and i'm only thickthteen)....inhale deeply, and treat your nostrils to the great smell of PPP 225!
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PPP 224 plumbs the depths - No change there then..
P P Podcast
Posted by Martin "jumbo haddock" Kelner and Edouard "saveloy on the side" LaPaglie on Aug 11, 2010 - 5:26:15 PM
Yes, it's a fishy business all right, as we trawl the ocean's delights, from the Mekong catfish to the Chinese eel with a taste for fishmonger's bottom.  But if he will insist on monging fish, what does he expect, we have to ask, as we pass on the wisdom acquired over more than 200 podcasts: 

Don't, he might bite you!

Instead get your fangs into Britain's finest blend of expertly filleted jokes (punchlines removed), and pointless anecdotes as they dribble down the bottom of the aquarium.  Mushy peas etc.
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Latest Additions..

 P P Podcast
 RIP - PPP favourite Robert Schimmel
 The tiniest gout - if you're missing the PPP as much as I am
 Martins Money Saving Tips
 Payday loans - short term loans for small amounts
 SKYPE - Free to download, free calls, free video chat
 Kelners Blog
 Dundee, prepare to greet a beacon of democracy!
 Just one letter from being famous
 Martins Newsletter
 Sign up for the Martin Kelner Newsletter
 Martin Kelner - The Man
 Martin Kelner - One Man and His Trousers
 Contact Martin by email....
 NEW - The Kelner Mart
 Martins Money Saving Offers at the Kelner Mart...
 Stalkers Guide
 Stalkers alert - Blind World Cup, and the genius of Spike Milligan..
 Can't sleep, Won't sleep
 Screen Break
 I can't believe he gets paid for writing this sh*t
 A smacked bottom and a plate of Bourbon biscuits - just the job for Max Mosley
 Accidental Heroes
 Martin visits the jewel of the Essex coast, Frinton - and finds Freddie "Mr Parrot Face" Davies
 PG Wodehouse
 All our Yesterdays
 The genius of Peter Cook
 The Golden Shot
 Bits and Pieces
 One bad apple
 Nostalgia Fans - Caroline Aherne as Mrs Merton from way way back
 When Will I Be Famous?
 When Will I Be Famous - Order Now!!
 WWIBF unpugged
 Martin's Photo Album
 Something for the weekend
 Martin in Minnesota - in the footsteps of Bob Dylan
 Martin's Links
 Martin Kelner's website links
 Travel
 Kelner learns how to be funny on stand-up comedy course!
 Martin in Minnesota - in the footsteps of Bob Dylan
 Martin Writes..
 COMEDY / Holiday on dry ice: Martin Kelner on Billy Connolly
 The late great Humphrey Lyttleton