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The Triumphant Return of the Piss Poor Podcast
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Posted by Martin "double-bagged" Kelner on Nov 17, 2013 - 3:52:53 PM
Who would have thought it?  We record a Piss Poor Podcast, not one of our classics, in fact, pisser and poorer than ever - my excuse is, I've been ill - and it zooms into the Podcast chart, with a bullet, pop pickers and all that....
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A little soupcon of the Piss Poor Podcast, normally only available to paying customers
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Posted by Martin "In the pending tray" Kelner on Jul 15, 2013 - 6:15:28 PM
"Eh, Edouard, what's the French for soupcon?"

Believe it or not, people used to pay good money for this sort of stuff - and it went on for nearly an hour-and-a-quarter....
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A Christmas Message 2102
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Posted by Edouard 'bulging sack' Lapaglie on Dec 18, 2012 - 4:20:20 PM
A Christmas message from Martin & Edouard.

Enjoy.
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The Real King's Speech
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Posted by Martin "whoar, that Queen Mother" Kelner on Jan 22, 2011 - 2:47:44 PM
If you have not yet seen The King's Speech, do not delay.  Almost uniquely, it is as good as they say it is, thanks to brilliant performances from Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham-Carter, who imbues you with the rather spooky feeling of actually fancying the Queen Mother (something few of us will have experienced in real life).

Historically, it glosses over some of the less pleasant aspects of the royals, although it gives Edward Vlll - the Duke of Windsor - a right kicking.  In fact, I believe the working title of the movie was Edward Vlll - What A Nazi Twat! 

Anyway, click through if you want to hear the real voice of the real George Vl at his coronation in May, 1937......

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A Christmas Gift To You....
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Posted by Martin "box of singles" Kelner on Dec 20, 2010 - 5:10:26 PM
....in a Phil Spector stylee, but without all the guns, and the shagging of the Ronettes and that...

Have you had enough of Last Christmas by Wham, would you rather gnaw your leg off than listen to John and Yoko's Christmas dirge again, are you fed up with local radio djs telling you how great The Pogues and Kirsty McColl's record is, do you think Jona Lewie's had enough royalites for now??

Well, here are some Christmas songs they are not playing, starting with social comment from Loudon Wainwright...

More social comment now from the late Tony Capstick.  This is what Christmas sounded like in the late 1970s

Click through for more festive treats...
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