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Smother yourself in the fragrance of PPP 225 - it's the scent of a woman (if you know what I'm saying)
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Posted by Martin "Hai Karate" Kelner and Edouard "splash it on all over (I know I do)" LaPaglie on Aug 18, 2010 - 5:40:13 PM
Yes, once more Britain's longest running poor quality podcast breaks new ground, with an experiment in smellopod.
Forget 3D, this is the new technology they'll all be talking about in the future
...and you don't even have to scratch and sniff! (although you can if you want)...as we bring you the new perfume that claims to replicate the smell of femininity....
So big breaths (yeth doctor, and i'm only thickthteen)....inhale deeply, and treat your nostrils to the great smell of PPP 225!
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PPP 224 plumbs the depths - No change there then..
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Posted by Martin "jumbo haddock" Kelner and Edouard "saveloy on the side" LaPaglie on Aug 11, 2010 - 5:26:15 PM
Yes, it's a fishy business all right, as we trawl the ocean's delights, from the Mekong catfish to the Chinese eel with a taste for fishmonger's bottom. But if he will insist on monging fish, what does he expect, we have to ask, as we pass on the wisdom acquired over more than 200 podcasts:
Don't, he might bite you!
Instead get your fangs into Britain's finest blend of expertly filleted jokes (punchlines removed), and pointless anecdotes as they dribble down the bottom of the aquarium. Mushy peas etc.
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Are those airline peanuts in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? - PPP 223 tackles the big questions.
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Posted by Martin "extra leg room" Kelner and Edouard "Snakes on a Plane" LaPaglie on Aug 4, 2010 - 6:13:08 PM
Join Martin and Edouard on Southwest Airlines Flight 228, as the passenger in aisle seat 23D puts the tiny little tissue you get underneath your complimentary gin and tonic to non-standard use...
Plus, in a strictly David Attenborough stylee we follow Kesho the gorilla from Dublin to London as he seeks to provide solace to three bereaved females, later quoted as saying he "wasn't all that," as they enjoyed a post-coital cup of tea..
It's a primate among podcasts...so dip your bread..
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You need hands - PPP 222 comes up with a hundred uses for twenty tiny fingers - if you know what I'm saying
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Posted by Martin "cloth ears" Kelner and Edouard "can you hear an echo in hear, echo in hear" LaPaglie on Jul 28, 2010 - 4:06:34 PM
From appearing in adverts for Burger King to unconventional dentistry in Windsor, Ontario, your hands can be the key to your future (I know mine are, says Edouard). Let PPP 222 show you how...
Also join us as we travel to the city of dreaming spires, where Lynn Barber has left a trail of broken hearts and knackered bedsprings. Join us in the Ashmolean Dining Room for tales of being rammed in the punt...
...and enjoy it all in the lowest fidelity you will ever hear...
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Percy Pig, Ivan The Donkey, and a drizzle of hot fudge - something for everyone on PPP 221
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Posted by Martin "almost anorexic" Kelner and Edouard "lettuce leaf and a glass of spring water" LaPaglie on Jul 21, 2010 - 4:54:25 PM
As recommended by the trim, svelte, and incredibly attractive Eamonn Holmes (pick the bones out of that, lawyers), PPP 221 presents a gourmand's delight....
......from Jay Rayner fingering a rissotto to the late Gary Cooper getting his laughing tackle round a can of sauerkraut every morning and Kurt Cobain's penchant ("Hey Edouard, what's the French for penchant?") for macaroni cheese.
Meanwhile, thrill to the world's worst Michael Winner impression as we follow the director of one half-decent Death Wish movie and several unspeakable sequels to an all-you-can-eat roadhouse in Florida.
Pile that plate high. You know you want to...
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