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The Piss Poor Garden of Remembrance
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Posted by Edouard 'gravedigger' Lapaglie on Aug 26, 2010 - 11:17:48 PM
This way please to leave your tribute to the PPP .....
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Piss Poor Podcast - In Memoriam
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Posted by Martin "with a tear in either eye" Kelner on Aug 26, 2010 - 11:02:24 PM
Lest we forget...Here's a petit gout
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Smother yourself in the fragrance of PPP 225 - it's the scent of a woman (if you know what I'm saying)
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Posted by Martin "Hai Karate" Kelner and Edouard "splash it on all over (I know I do)" LaPaglie on Aug 18, 2010 - 5:40:13 PM
Yes, once more Britain's longest running poor quality podcast breaks new ground, with an experiment in smellopod.

Forget 3D, this is the new technology they'll all be talking about in the future

...and you don't even have to scratch and sniff! (although you can if you want)...as we bring you the new perfume that claims to replicate the smell of femininity....

So big breaths (yeth doctor, and i'm only thickthteen)....inhale deeply, and treat your nostrils to the great smell of PPP 225!
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PPP 224 plumbs the depths - No change there then..
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Posted by Martin "jumbo haddock" Kelner and Edouard "saveloy on the side" LaPaglie on Aug 11, 2010 - 5:26:15 PM
Yes, it's a fishy business all right, as we trawl the ocean's delights, from the Mekong catfish to the Chinese eel with a taste for fishmonger's bottom.  But if he will insist on monging fish, what does he expect, we have to ask, as we pass on the wisdom acquired over more than 200 podcasts: 

Don't, he might bite you!

Instead get your fangs into Britain's finest blend of expertly filleted jokes (punchlines removed), and pointless anecdotes as they dribble down the bottom of the aquarium.  Mushy peas etc.
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Are those airline peanuts in your hand or are you just pleased to see me? - PPP 223 tackles the big questions.
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Posted by Martin "extra leg room" Kelner and Edouard "Snakes on a Plane" LaPaglie on Aug 4, 2010 - 6:13:08 PM
Join Martin and Edouard on Southwest Airlines Flight 228, as the passenger in aisle seat 23D puts the tiny little tissue you get underneath your complimentary gin and tonic to non-standard use...

Plus, in a strictly David Attenborough stylee we follow Kesho the gorilla from Dublin to London as he seeks to provide solace to three bereaved females, later quoted as saying he "wasn't all that," as they enjoyed a post-coital cup of tea..

It's a primate among podcasts...so dip your bread.. 
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 P P Podcast
 Are You Eligible For A Refund of PPI? If so, why not splash it out on PPP?
 The day we said to TV Personality and celebrity trougher Jay Rayner, "Whoah there Jay, get over yourself"
 Screen Break
 The Pitch-Side Pantomime
 What Are You Playing At Gary Neville?
 Bits and Pieces
 Want To Be A Radio Star?
 Jeremy Corbyn's Desert Island Discs
 Martin Writes..
 The Story of the Piss Poor Podcast
 Hurrah, I'm an entrepreneur
 Kelners Blog
 My Sacking, and a Plausible Plan for BBC Local Radio
 My Celebrity Death Match
 Travel
 Kelner learns how to be funny on stand-up comedy course!
 Martin in Minnesota - in the footsteps of Bob Dylan
 Martin Kelner - The Man
 The Verve - arentcha sick to death of it?
 Martin Kelner - One Man and His Trousers
 NEW - The Kelner Mart
 Martins Money Saving Offers at the Kelner Mart...
 Stalkers Guide
 Keeping the meters wobbling......
 Sweary Christmas to all our readers
 Martins Money Saving Tips
 Why not save a massive 50-bob on Leeds's big value comedy-style night downstairs at the Verve wine bar, Merrion Street, Leeds, next to Mojo??
 Martins Money Saving Offers - deals at Amazon.co.uk
 Accidental Heroes
 PG Wodehouse
 Bette Davis
 All our Yesterdays
 The Enduring Delight of the Radio Show That Keeps On Giving
 My half-arsed attempt at in-play betting
 When Will I Be Famous?
 Something about Leicester that failed to make the finished book
 When Will I Be Famous - Order Now!!
 Martin's Photo Album
 Fed up with stained wash basins? The solution.
 Something for the weekend
 Martin's Links
 Smashing time
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