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Kelner learns how to be funny on stand-up comedy course!
Travel
Posted by on Oct 18, 2007 - 2:51:12 PM
Don't hold your breath.

Kelner travels to beautiful Minster Lovell in the Cotswolds to join a bunch of fellow no-marks in the company of veteran stand-up Bobby Bragg (no relation) and actor John Arthur to be inducted into the secrets of stand-up...... more - >



Martin in Minnesota - in the footsteps of Bob Dylan
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Posted by Martin Kelner on Sep 4, 2007 - 1:05:23 PM
As we await the release of a bizarre new bio-pic about Bob Dylan (Renaldo and Clara here we go again) in which several different actors will play the great man - including Cate Blanchett, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, and the late Hilda Baker - Martin visited Minnesota to view sites of significance to Dylanologists, for a travel feature for the Mail On Sunday...

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California's Shangri-La - paradise for ageing hippies
Travel
Posted by on May 14, 2007 - 9:54:49 AM
This is a piece I wrote for the Mail On Sunday about a trip to Ojai in California to have tea with Elaine Lipworth, former star of my late lamented and sadly missed (especially by me) Saturday late show on BBC in Yorkshire. I don't know. First me, now Sheffield United. This is a beknighted county. more - >



It's A Funny Olde Worlde
Travel
Posted by on Feb 13, 2007 - 12:24:33 PM
Kelner stays at a posh hotel for a weekend and learns how to be a stand-up comedian.

He passes out with honours and is now officially funny (yeah, right). more - >



A Wild and Wet Weekend
Travel
Posted by on Dec 4, 2006 - 11:15:03 PM
Yeah, right! It's Kelner on a jolly at Center Parcs, Sherwood Forest, for a piece that appeared in the travel pages of the Mail On Sunday... more - >



Joan Rivers, acid queen of New York - and Kelner makes it to the audience of the Letterman show..
Travel
Posted by martin kelner on Nov 20, 2006 - 4:38:00 PM
Kelner goes on a comedy pilgrimage to New York, makes it onto the stage of the famous Improv club, sees Joan Rivers, misses Jackie Mason by a day, and whoops and hollers with the best of them... more - >



Budapest - where the rain, to paraphrase Woody Allen, washes memories off the sidewalks.
Travel
Posted by Martin Kelner on Oct 1, 2006 - 9:31:00 PM
The troubled past of one of Europe's most beautiful cities is collected in a Museum of Terror, and Kelner comes out humming the soundtrack.. more - >



The Carter Hotel, New York - possibly the worst hotel in the world
Travel
Posted by Martin Kelner on Sep 6, 2006 - 11:03:00 PM
...and sue me if you have evidence to the contrary. And the bastards still owe me $130. This was a blog I wrote after returning from a trip to New York and New Jersey, but I think it merits another outing if only to stop anyone else booking the Carter Hotel.. more - >



Iceland - A Blur of Geothermal Energy and Giant Todgers
Travel
Posted by Martin Kelner on Sep 6, 2006 - 7:53:00 AM
The strange and beautiful land that is Iceland. Kelner visits trendy bars and goes to where the big nobs hang out..... more - >



In Search of Shangri-La - old hippies and minted actors in Ojai, Southern California.
Travel
Posted by martin kelner on Sep 2, 2006 - 1:18:00 PM
Martin goes to visit his old friend, doyenne of showbiz reporters Elaine Lipworth, in Santa Monica and meets up in Ojai, where ageing hippies go to avoid dying for a little longer.. more - >



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