Printer friendly output:
"My swan was expressing pus..."
By Martin "the swans have eaten the complimentary Hob Nobs" Kelner
Oct 29, 2010 - 11:17:01 AM
Now, the last thing you want is the expression of pus, and feathers awry. Let's see if the concierge can help...
By the way, I wonder what the French is for concierge..
And stalkers news:
Back on super, soaraway Radio Leeds breakfast show, 6 am (aargh) on Monday November 1st. Available on listen again for those who rise at a respectable hour...
Guardian Screen Break column returns, Monday November 8th.
Keep watching this space for more quality audio, when I'm timewasting. Speaking of which, do yourself a favour -
The Timewaster Letters!
Also, in similar vein, Bob Servant's
Delete This At Your Peril
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