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The better's dilemma
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Posted by Martin "Inveterate loser" Kelner on Dec 20, 2014 - 10:43:39 AM

Here's a column for the Racing Post, where I pondered how one should react when a horse falls in a race in which you have a financial interest, & shared a variety of losing bets with the readers....
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Little Things That You Do
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Posted by Martin "I know all there is to know" Kelner on Nov 21, 2014 - 7:05:09 PM

Do you ever lie awake at night wondering whatever happened to '60s pop star Dave Berry?  No, me neither.  But here's the latest on him anyway, from my Saturday column in the Racing Post...
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Liverpool - the glory, glory days
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Posted by Martin "Calm down" Kelner on Nov 13, 2014 - 6:29:07 PM

My sport-on-TV column appears in the Racing Post every Saturday.  Here's a recent one - about Liverpool in happier times...
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Golf, chicken, and ambulance chasing lawyers - the truth
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Posted by Martin "Sensible Trousers" Kelner on Oct 4, 2014 - 10:33:35 AM

Here's my column from the Racing Post from September 27th, 2014, covering (sort of) golf, football, and political betting...
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The joy of the Rugby League Cup Final
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Posted by Martin "ee, put some more coal in t'bath" Kelner on Sep 21, 2014 - 7:18:43 PM

Here's a piece I wrote earlier this year for the highly posh and prestigious Club Wembley journal about the Great Northern Day Out.....
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15 minutes of fame
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Posted by Martin "looking for Norfolk's youngest butcher" Kelner on Sep 19, 2014 - 11:00:07 AM

Actually, slightly more than 15.  Read on.....
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Why Arming Me With the Racing Post is Like Giving a Chimpanzee a Copy of the Financial Times
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Posted by Martin "the man the bookies don't fear" Kelner on Aug 10, 2014 - 11:23:25 AM

An old piece from the Racing Post, when the column appeared on a Tuesday and was seen by fewer people; about my bets at Cheltenham, and why I backed West Ham to be relegated last season.....
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Worst sports show on TV ever?
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Posted by Martin "I thought it was the Toon army" Kelner on Aug 3, 2014 - 10:33:24 PM

Not sure that question mark is needed really.  Clare Balding's show, I suspect, has been dropped from the BT Sport schedule, but here's a flavour in case you missed it...
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