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Just a bit of fun! No really, just a bit of fun!
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "there goes the MBE" Kelner on Jan 19, 2015 - 8:27:00 PM

It's the game the whole family can play. 

The following statements are indefensible.  Why not give yourself 20 seconds at home and see if you can defend them.

(oh, by the way, it's just a bit of fun) 
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End of a (mini) Era
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Can you help, I'm just 60p short of my train fare home" Kelner on Jan 3, 2015 - 7:10:30 PM

The last Screen Break column I did for The Guardian was at the end of 2012.  Almost immediately I got a call from Bruce Millington, the editor of the Racing Post, who asked me if I'd like to write for them....

Not being inundated with offers at the time, I was happy to accept the gig, which I did for exactly two years. 

Now read on.....
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The better's dilemma
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "Inveterate loser" Kelner on Dec 20, 2014 - 10:43:39 AM

Here's a column for the Racing Post, where I pondered how one should react when a horse falls in a race in which you have a financial interest, & shared a variety of losing bets with the readers....
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Little Things That You Do
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "I know all there is to know" Kelner on Nov 21, 2014 - 7:05:09 PM

Do you ever lie awake at night wondering whatever happened to '60s pop star Dave Berry?  No, me neither.  But here's the latest on him anyway, from my Saturday column in the Racing Post...
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Liverpool - the glory, glory days
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "Calm down" Kelner on Nov 13, 2014 - 6:29:07 PM

My sport-on-TV column appears in the Racing Post every Saturday.  Here's a recent one - about Liverpool in happier times...
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Golf, chicken, and ambulance chasing lawyers - the truth
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Sensible Trousers" Kelner on Oct 4, 2014 - 10:33:35 AM

Here's my column from the Racing Post from September 27th, 2014, covering (sort of) golf, football, and political betting...
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The joy of the Rugby League Cup Final
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "ee, put some more coal in t'bath" Kelner on Sep 21, 2014 - 7:18:43 PM

Here's a piece I wrote earlier this year for the highly posh and prestigious Club Wembley journal about the Great Northern Day Out.....
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15 minutes of fame
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "looking for Norfolk's youngest butcher" Kelner on Sep 19, 2014 - 11:00:07 AM

Actually, slightly more than 15.  Read on.....
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