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The Racing Post's most reliable tipster Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "chestnuts roasting" Kelner on Dec 2, 2013 - 12:20:36 PM Well, maybe not.  Here's the notorious column where I give my views on two so-called reality shows. It's the wrongest column you'll ever read in a respectable journal.  I do, however, correctly predict the imminent arrival of Christmas... more - > The Triumphant Return of the Piss Poor Podcast P P Podcast Posted by Martin "double-bagged" Kelner on Nov 17, 2013 - 3:52:53 PM Who would have thought it?  We record a Piss Poor Podcast, not one of our classics, in fact, pisser and poorer than ever - my excuse is, I've been ill - and it zooms into the Podcast chart, with a bullet, pop pickers and all that.... more - > Why A.P.McCoy IS Sports Personality of the Year Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "Over the jumps" Kelner on Nov 17, 2013 - 3:42:05 PM I have backed champion of champion jockey Tony McCoy to overcome 28 to 1 on favourite Andy Murray, and win the BBC Sports Personality of the Year on December 15th.  I fear this might be what I like to think of as a quixotic bet, a foolishly romantic gesture rather than a sound investment.  Still, I live in hope, although A.P. might have to do something spectacular between now and award night - rescue a little kiddy from drowning, pull a family out of a burning car, find Madeline McCann - to scoop the title. Don't forget to vote for him anyway, as recommended in this piece from the Racing Post.... more - > The Man Who Knows His Horseflesh Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "Look at the fetlocks on that" Kelner on Oct 28, 2013 - 1:37:21 PM Here's October 22nd column from the Racing Post, with me crowing over an uncharacteristically brilliant tip.... more - > Will Buckley's Dog's Arse Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "Not Jewish enough" Kelner on Oct 23, 2013 - 3:57:35 PM I was at Sheffield Midland Station on Saturday evening when there was an announcement saying "Please note: No skateboarding or rollerblading is permitted anywhere on station premises," so I thought, "Fuck it, I'll just go and get a cup of tea instead...." more - > Strictly, McCririck, and I back a winner Bits and Pieces Posted by Martin "No pasa doble for me, mate" Kelner on Oct 18, 2013 - 12:14:08 PM I know you don't all buy the Racing Post every Tuesday, so here's a piece you probably missed.  It appeared in the October 8th issue, & skewers the BBC's relentless self-pluggery, touches on MillibandDailyMailgate (just ten days ago, but feels like ancient history now), & the McCririck ageism case, which seems to have evaporated.... more - > My Very First Column For The Racing Post Explains All Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "Mug Punter" Kelner on Oct 12, 2013 - 11:46:46 AM Lest you should ever be inclined to follow any of my "advice" on the subject of gambling, this should be an effective deterrent. Any so-called tips I give - and I cannot stress this strongly enough - are for amusement only.... more - > Gambling & Me - and the Fernando Torres outrage Martin Writes.. Posted by Martin "The McCririck of the sofa" Kelner on Oct 9, 2013 - 7:36:24 PM Here's a Racing Post piece about how I gave up gambling - almost... more - > << prev page    next page >>

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