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Early Christmas Chestnuts
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Christmas Turkey" Kelner on Nov 11, 2011 - 5:45:45 PM

...not exactly in a Phil Spector stylee.

As towns and cities across the world bustle with shoppers in search of cheap shit no-one needs, here's something to lighten the mood...One of those Christmas songs you won't hear in Starbucks or Costa Coffee...

Suck on this, Macy Gray.....

There's more.  Click through for exciting news, and a much loved classic....
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Is this radio gold or distilled essence of Partridge?
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Aristocart" Kelner on Sep 6, 2011 - 5:38:12 PM

I don't know.  It's from 1998 on Talk Radio UK before it became TalkSport. 

Talk Radio was a train wreck of a station, changing management and direction on pretty well a weekly basis.  I did a few shows there myself, at 76 Oxford Street, including one or two inchoate, underproduced, late night 'phone-ins, and one bizarre gobfest on a Sunday evening with Craig Cash and Terry Christian, which must have been unlistenable, boasting at least two - possibly three - Mancunians too many. 

Tommy Boyd was one of the station's few bright spots. I used to catch his show on a Saturday evening, and he enlivened many a long drive back from the football.  Not sure about this, though.  Click through to listen.... 
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An Arsenal Fan Writes.....
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Arsenal fan on Aug 30, 2011 - 7:46:18 PM

Apparently, the Arsenal fans were a little miffed by the 8-2 defeat at Old Trafford on Sunday...

We'll all have our favourite lines from this post on the When Saturday Comes message board.  May I modestly draw your attention to "stupid-haired assortment of arbitrarily picked fucking Euro clowns..."

Now read on......
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Parky got off lightly
Kelners Blog
Posted by Martin "I'll have a P please Bob" Kelner on Aug 7, 2011 - 5:22:50 PM

On BBC Five Live's Fighting Talk on Saturday Aug 6th, I launched into a coruscating attack on revered chat show host Michael Parkinson, but because of time issues, to the disappointment of the nation I was cut short.  In response to more than no tweets asking for the completion of the Any Other Business rant, here it is...... 
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The Kershaw Files
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "star-spotter" Kelner on Jul 17, 2011 - 2:50:39 PM

If you have read a newspaper or magazine, or listened to a radio show lately, you cannot have missed the sight and sounds of Andy Kershaw talking about his book, No Off Switch

Sadly, what much of the publicity has failed to notice is that Andy is a very funny man, and the book is hilarious.  Click now for "funny" Andy in conversation...
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Something about Leicester that failed to make the finished book
When Will I Be Famous?
Posted by Martin Kelner on Jul 11, 2011 - 1:40:00 PM

Far be it from me to rehash old stuff, but I promised both listeners to the Radio Leeds breakfast show the favourite headline of my occasional co-presenter Jules, from her days as a journalist in Leicester. 

A story about a local pensioner who was victim of a street robbery, in which she was pushed to the ground as the thief grabbed her handbag was headlined in the Leicester Mercury:

Melton Pensioner Injured In Snatch

It made me titter, but a little too saucy for Radio Leeds listeners apparently, so we substituted it with a Manchester Evening News headline:

Commuters Hit By Cancelled Trains

Anyway, while we're at it, here's some more stuff about Leicester that failed to make the cut in my not-quite-best-selling book, When Will I Be Famous?

Read on......
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Why I am not now in Hollywood by a swimming pool taking drugs
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Mr TV" Kelner on May 24, 2011 - 3:55:08 PM

The story of how I nearly co-produced a television programme for Gary Wilmot.. From a Guardian Screen Break column of around two years ago....
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Fed up with stained wash basins? The solution.
Martin's Photo Album
Posted by Martin "What's wrong with going out of the window" Kelner on May 13, 2011 - 9:03:23 AM

What is funnier? The sign, or the fact that Chris went to the trouble of stealing the sign?
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