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Piss Poor Podcast
Yes, ahead of the crowd once again, leaving the rest of the media trailing in its wake, Martin and Edouard's PPP reports the tragic deaths of Jeremy Paxman, Bob Holness, Jeffrey Archer, and Nicky Heyward out of Haircut 100 - in some cases 20 or 30 years before the event! Talk about scoop! It's the only way to keep up to date with the gossip. Subscribe now or remain forever in a world of darkness. Information is paramount in today's blah blah yada yada yada, so make sure you don't miss out.. The PPP - it's firstest, fastest, and something else beginning with 'f' more - > It's the Andy Murray - Michael Jackson memorial benefit gig at Leeds's fabulous Verve bar, Tues June 30th Stalkers Guide
Yes, if you have had it up to here with journos and BBC types sharing their tedious Glastonbury experiences and mind-numbing Michael Jackson pensees, why not hie yourself down to the Verve wine bar, Merrion Street, Leeds for 8pm, for a real thriller - as four slackers who have absolutely no experience of either, and have never gone five sets with a promising Croatian (if you know what I'm saying, Missus) attempt to make sense of it all! Maybe with a few jokes more - > Everybody's riding on the Marrakesh Express - All aboard for PPP 165! Piss Poor Podcast
Yes, join us and recommember the days of Crosby, Stills, and Nash, the finest half-back line Leeds United ever had.... We travel to the land of Souk and Kasbah (fine music hall act) for a Festival of Frottage, pausing just briefly to sustain ourselves with a bag of old chestnuts from one of Britain's leading incontinent street traders. Believe me, it's a hideous clash of cultures you will not want to miss. Now read on... more - > Here's a time saver - Encapsulated Film Reviews! Kelners Blog
Elsewhere on the site you may have read a less than enthusiastic review of The Boat That Rocked. Well, my good friend Darren Williams tells me his mate reviewed the film simply with the following words: The Shit That Floats. Read on for more examples (YOUR COMMENTS AT FOOT OF BLOG) more - > Rockadoodle-doo-doo Kelners Blog
There are many candidates for the title of Worst Film In The Whole World. Ever. Here's my nomination.... more - > Passed by the Beth Din - It's PPP 164, one hundred percent kosher! Piss Poor Podcast
Oy gewalt! Martin and Edouard use two sets of dishes (I know I do) for the latest instalment in their great project. It's the world famous kugel for our yiddisher punters, with summer pudding for the goyim. Mmmm..get your laughing tackle round the shining plum-puce breast of sticky sweet soft sodden bread and ripe fruit. But don't whap it on the curtains, friends. I don't. more - > It's a fond farewell to David Carradine, Wayne Allwine, and Terence Alexander - on PPP 163! Piss Poor Podcast
All dead....and I'm not feeling too good myself, says journalist, broadcaster, and podcaster Martin "Big Boy" Kelner... Yes, once more the PPP pays tribute to stars of stage and screen not still going.. Plus, in the sweariest podcast in living memory...we hear from happy London commuters on the day of the tube strike, and also sample the authentic voice of Glasgow... On va dit: "One f***ing man, one f***ing vote." Martin Kelner and Edouard Lapaglies' FREE SAMPLE EDITION [what we call the 'Schnorrers version - 10 minutes or so, just a taster] Piss Poor Podcast can be sampled on iTunes - [this link should pop open your copy of iTunes at Martins page]. Once iTunes has opened the page for you - just click the "SUBSCRIBE" button. If you are using other software such as 'Juice' etc.to subscribe to the FREE Podcast, then this is the link you will need to copy and paste: http://www.martinkelner.com/podcast/podcast.xml Got FLASH? - Try Martins' new FLASH MP3 Player below for a 10 minute sample of the full podcast: CAUTION - EXPLICIT RATED CONTENT SUBSCRIBE TO THE FULL LENGTH PISS POOR PODCAST NOW! CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS more - > The late great Humphrey Lyttleton Martin Writes..
In our ongoing series of articles about dead people, this is a piece I wrote 15 years ago in the glory, glory days of The Independent about Humphrey Lyttleton..... The secret of Humph: He's the 'comic hero' with the perfect sense of timing. He's the 'chairman's chairman'. He's the 'top trumpet man in Britain'. Martin Kelner on the busy life of Humphrey Lyttelton Saturday, 21 May 1994.. Now read on.... more - >
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