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Piss Poor Podcast
Ant and Dec, eat your little Geordie hearts out - Britain's longest -running competition continues, and still no prizes are given out. Ofcom, the Performing Rights Society, and the War Crimes Tribunal step in to end the PPP Prize Draw suffering. Also, the latest sensation in intimate entertainment from the Far East, as an aerosol spray is put to an unconventional use. And sophisticated Australian wit from Kevin Bloody Wilson. As if. So tuck in, tell your friends, subscribe, and wallow in a positive humour-fest! [click SUBSCRIBE to set up your subscription to the FULL LENGTH edition of the Piss Poor Podcast] more - > A smacked bottom and a plate of Bourbon biscuits - just the job for Max Mosley Screen Break
After an evening of Teutonic-flavoured sado-masochism, the boss of Formula One and his lady friends liked nothing better than to settle down with a cup of Earl Grey and a nice selection of biscuits... more - > It goes in dry and comes out wet - it's PPP 118, a great steaming teabag of a podcast!! Piss Poor Podcast
Yes, tastebuds ready, seekers after humour, for a delicate infusion of Lapsang Souchong ("Isn't that a dog?" - Ed..."You haven't heard it yet" - MK) as teabag expert and full-time flatulist Mr Methane takes over sidekick duties from the crypto-Frenchman.... Listen out for the flatulent son of Macclesfield's appearance on 96FM's breakfast show in London, Ontario.. ...and some of the strangest radio commercials you will ever hear. Grab yourself a ringside seat, comedy fans, and tuck in! [click SUBSCRIBE to set up your subscription to the FULL LENGTH edition of the Piss Poor Podcast] more - > It's the Sound of Summer - Wax down your woody - if you know what I'm saying missus - for PPP 117 Piss Poor Podcast
It's the quintessential sound of an English summer - the babble of a brook, the mellifluous twitter of the songbirds in the bushes, and the comforting thwack of willow against Max Mosley's backside. Yes, fans, kit yourself out in the latest from Marks and Spencer's Third Reich range and go tripping down the stairs to a Chelsea basement as we bring you the latest from the High Court in the libel case of the century. Also join us to salute sport's motormouth, Mike Parry... And thrill to news of the latest in constipation cures.. Altogether now: squeeeeeeeeeeeze! [click SUBSCRIBE to set up your subscription to the FULL LENGTH edition of the Piss Poor Podcast] more - > Martins Money Saving Offers at the Kelner Mart... NEW - The Kelner Mart
ONLY AVAILABLE AT MARTINKELNER.COM SUBSCRIPTIONS - SUBSCRIPTIONS - SUBSCRIPTIONS OFFER 3 - PISS POOR PODCAST SUBSCRIPTION - pay via PayPal OFFER 3 - PISS POOR PODCAST SUBSCRIPTION - pay via Google Checkout more - > Save £££s - Kelner Comes To The Rescue in These Difficult Times! Martins Money Saving Tips
Yes, here at the headquarters of the PPP we are suffering too. We feel your pain. So here are two great new money-saving winners for you: Enjoy the music of Scouting For Girls but can't afford to buy/download their brand new single? Well, here's a great idea; just listen to the old one, it's exactly the bloody same! Hey, and here's another great tip for you...read on.. more - > Careful, piss poor paying punters - PPP 116 is a positive fugu of a podcast, full of deadly toxins! Piss Poor Podcast
....including Edouard's outrageously lengthy explanation of why you won't like Wednesdays, taking in Arthur Conan Upalonga Doyle, the order of St Bartholomew of Chwaaah, and fun in a barrel... *plus: why men have nipples *llamas on the loose in the land of double strength skunk *and join us on a jolly Japanese school jaunt, to watch whales being slaughtered... Tuck in: it's fun for all the family. [click SUBSCRIBE to set up your subscription to the FULL LENGTH edition of the Piss Poor Podcast] more - > Back on Real Radio - for one day only! Stalkers Guide
Real Radio is taking all its presenters out for a slap up meal and a night on the p*ss, the only circumstances under which our hero would get to present one of their most prestigious shows. As a result, you can hear Kelner on Real Radio on Tues July 22nd., 106 to 108FM, 4pm to 8pm... Also look out for radio column in Guardian Media, Mon July 21st, ....and don't forget the big Edinburgh preview show, An Audience With Mr Methane, Thurs July 31st, 8pm, Original Oak, Headingley, Leeds more - >
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