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Golf, chicken, and ambulance chasing lawyers - the truth
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "Sensible Trousers" Kelner on Oct 4, 2014 - 10:33:35 AM

Here's my column from the Racing Post from September 27th, 2014, covering (sort of) golf, football, and political betting...
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The joy of the Rugby League Cup Final
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "ee, put some more coal in t'bath" Kelner on Sep 21, 2014 - 7:18:43 PM

Here's a piece I wrote earlier this year for the highly posh and prestigious Club Wembley journal about the Great Northern Day Out.....
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15 minutes of fame
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "looking for Norfolk's youngest butcher" Kelner on Sep 19, 2014 - 11:00:07 AM

Actually, slightly more than 15.  Read on.....
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Why Arming Me With the Racing Post is Like Giving a Chimpanzee a Copy of the Financial Times
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "the man the bookies don't fear" Kelner on Aug 10, 2014 - 11:23:25 AM

An old piece from the Racing Post, when the column appeared on a Tuesday and was seen by fewer people; about my bets at Cheltenham, and why I backed West Ham to be relegated last season.....
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Worst sports show on TV ever?
Martin Writes..
Posted by Martin "I thought it was the Toon army" Kelner on Aug 3, 2014 - 10:33:24 PM

Not sure that question mark is needed really.  Clare Balding's show, I suspect, has been dropped from the BT Sport schedule, but here's a flavour in case you missed it...
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It's sports day again
Screen Break
Posted by Martin "oh goody, lots of swimming on the telly" Kelner on Jul 22, 2014 - 8:57:31 PM

When you've finished reading this, go on to You Tube and find the brilliant John Oliver asking of the Commonwealth Games, 'How is this still a thing?'

Meanwhile, here's a piece I wrote for the Guardian's Screen Break about the 2006 games...
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Your Chance To Be On The Radio
Bits and Pieces
Posted by Martin "Opportunity Knocks" Kelner on Jul 22, 2014 - 8:25:29 AM

It's mini One-on-One....

Now read on....
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Old Chestnuts Roasting by an Open Fire
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Posted by Martin "Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?" Kelner on Jul 21, 2014 - 10:14:41 PM

For reasons you really don't need to know about, I was doing a search on my name, cancer, and Catholics, and came across this, reviving memories - for me at least - of the Christmas of 2003...
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